“Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread.” HumansFunnyForgetEvolutionArgumentCommentThreadYoutubeHuman Evolution Author:Damien Fahey
“Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'” ThinkingWellsHumorFunnyLawTheoryEvolutionGoodnessGravity Author:Marc Maron
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” IfsTwoHandsFunnyMotherWorkBabyMomEvolutionHumorousParentingMy MomMotherhoodComedianMumHilariousMothers DayMamaRaising ChildrenBeing A MomYour MomParentalMotheringMother DaughterHappy Mothers DayYour DaughterHaving KidsBest MotherFunny ParentingFunny ParentTwo HandsYour MumMom And DaughterInspirational MothersMother ProverbsInspirational MotherhoodGood Happy Mothers DayJust A MomInspiring MotherhoodWorking MomFunny Mothers DayFunny MotherhoodMother CareHappy Fathers Day MomMother FlowerFunny MotherMom Knows BestMom DaughterGreatest MomJoys Of MotherhoodLove MomGreatest Mothers DayMothers Day CardsEvolution Of LifeTouching MotherBeautiful Mother And DaughterNew MotherMother And BabyHaving A DaughterBad Mother Author:Milton Berle
“In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.” IfsYearsBelieveHumorFunnyI BelieveGoneEvolutionPlantLifetimeVotingAlsTwelveGore Author:Lewis Black
“If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.” IfsMenLifeMadeStillsFunnyOrderWomenEvolutionCivilizationEatingMen And WomenDatingLive LifeMeatGirlfriendCivilizedImpressCavesIce CreamEating MeatPrimevalEating RawRaw Meat Author:Orson Welles
“My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.” FunnyScienceComedyTheoryEvolutionAdoptedTheory Of Evolution Author:Steven Wright
“Intelligence is an accident of evolution, and not necessarily an advantage.” FunnyScienceEvolutionAdvantageAccidents Author:Isaac Asimov
“All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.” LifeInspirationalInspirationMotivationalFunnyScienceDesireMotivationProgressEvolutionUniversalIncomeSarcasmSarcasticExcessOrganismsInnateProgressionSocial ProgressButlers Author:Samuel Butler