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“The naturalistic literature of this country has reached such a state that no family of characters is considered true to life whichdoes not include at least two hypochondriacs, one sadist, and one old man who spills food down the front of his vest.”

Men Two Country States Character Literature Family Fronts Old Man Spills Naturalism True Life Vests Hypochondriac

Book:Love Conquers All

Source: Love Conquers All

“With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.”

Men Running Family Air Old Man Cliffs Kites No Respect

Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young.”

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”

Source: Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations

“I took a fresh pack of Luckies, a mint called Sen-Sen, my old man's Trojans.”

Men Family Old Man Packs Mint Trojans

Author:Billy Joel

“My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care.”

Men Care Family Don't Care Old Man Monkeys Barrels Old Lady

Author:Elton John

“My old man's got a problem, he lives with the bottle.”

Men Problem Family Old Man Bottles

Author:Tracy Chapman

“Old man take a look at my life, I'm a lot like you were.”

Men Looks Family Like You Old Man

Author:Neil Young