“I've never been satisfied with myself, ever. But I feel good about myself, because I'm truthful. I don't corrupt myself. I'm also a perfectionist. I'm very impatient. I've got energy and drive and I can't stand inefficiency in people. And I can't stand dumb people. Why surround yourself with people who are going to tie you down? I don't suffer fools.” PeopleFeelsI CanSufferingEnergyFoolSatisfiedFeel GoodDumbTiesSurroundTruthfulImpatientPerfectionistSurround YourselfI Feel GoodInefficiencySurround Yourself With PeopleDumb People Author:Jack LaLanne
“Darwin's theory is as dead as he is. Everyone is surviving, fit or not. Years ago, any kid dumb enough to chase a shiny object down a well was dead, and out of the gene pool. Now they got the technology and medicine to save the fool so he can breed more open mouth breathers.” YearsWellsEnoughKidsTechnologyObjectsTheoryFoolFitMouthsYears AgoMedicineDumbPoolGenesSurviving Author:Lenny Bruce
“I see these other actors come up with this tough-guy personas and now when they're on talk shows they're all... But that's not really the way they are. I probably could have used a little bit of that. At one point I was labeled "The King Of Dumb White Guys." I was offended by that when I was younger, but I understand what that's from, so I was like, "Only a genius can play a fool." But I'm very aware of that, and I'll play into it and use it however I need to use it.” GuyFoolGeniusDumbOffendedPersona Author:Michael Rapaport
“Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.” HumorFunnyNatureAnimalStupidFoolDumbFoolishnessFools And Foolishness Author:Honore de Balzac
“It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.” HumansFunnyRaceStupidFoolStupidityDumbHuman RaceGoreSolar SystemBushismFunny BushSilly People Author:Dan Quayle
“For NASA, space is still a high priority.” StillsFunnyScienceSpaceFoolWittyStupidityPrioritiesDumbGoreNasaBushismFunny BushFunny PoliticalPolitics FunnyFunny Politician Author:Dan Quayle
“The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.” MeanFunnyPoliticsNationsCenturyStupidFoolPeriodsStupidityDumbHolocaustGoreObsceneBushismFunny BushStupid RepublicanStupid FunnyDumb CelebrityFunny Politician Author:Dan Quayle
“My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.” MayMatterFunnyPoliticsFoolMy FriendsStupiditySurrenderDumbRoughNever Surrender Author:Dan Quayle
“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.” FunnyPoliticalPoliticsStupidFoolCommitmentEuropeWittyStupidityDumbFirmGoreNatoBushismFunny Bush Author:Dan Quayle
“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.” KnowsHumorFunnyStupidFoolRepublicanHumorousShameConservativeFoolishSillyDumbTexasFoolishnessFooledBushismTennesseeOld SayingStupidestFunny BushDumb LiberalFools And FoolishnessStupid RepublicanStupid CelebrityI Was StupidStupidest CelebrityStupid ConservativeDumbest CelebrityFool MeShame On YouShame On MeFool Me Once Author:George W. Bush