“You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.”
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“The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch and one on the throttle.”
“The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.”
“I don't think there's anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers...I mean Chargers.”
“A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.”
“Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.”
“We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us.”
“Statistics are like bikinis-they show a lot but not everything.”
“I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.”
“I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won.”