“My wife gets so jealous. She came home from work and was mad at me because there was a pretty girl on the bus she thought I would have liked.” HomeGirlWifeMadMy WifeJealousBusPretty Girl Author:Ray Romano
“We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we were so relieved. Literally, in the middle of contracting and pushing, and with my wife being drugged - out and half - lucid, we were still coming up with names.” StillsGirlNamesHalfBoysComedyWifeMiddleMy WifePushingRelievedContracting Author:Paul Reiser
“I got my shot at the movies. I love doing standup live. I didn't know what I wanted to do. I wanted to try movies, so I gave it a shot. I had two shots and I didn't really do it. That wasn't really happening for me. On the second movie I got to meet the girl that would be my wife. So I got to hang out with her and get engaged, and get the whole wedding thing. It was really great.” KnowsTryingTwoWholeWould BeWantedGirlWifeHappeningsShotsMy WifeEngagedHanging OutReally Great Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Children are the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I see at night. It hurts me to be away from them for a few hours. It really does. I love them and they're girls, so they know how to push my buttons. But I've learned a lot and I have to thank my wife for that.” KnowsFirstsChildrenDoeLastsNightGirlHoursHurtMorningKnow HowWifeMy WifeI've LearnedButtonsIt HurtsHurt Me Author:Sylvester Stallone
“The result was magnificent . . . I became the father of two girls and two boys, lovely children by good fortune they all look like my wife.” LooksChildrenTwoGirlFatherResultsBoysWifeFortuneMy WifeLovelyMagnificentGood Fortune Author:Arthur Rubinstein