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“I met this girl, she was an actress, and she gave me her number. It started with 555.”
“I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.”
“I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard!”
“The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink.”
“She's a classy girl though, at least all her tattoos are spelt right.”
“A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.'”
“Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.”
“And there's no "I love you" message because Steve Ovett has married the girl”