“I guess I am just not the marrying type. I have given it a few chances, and it just goes haywire after a month or two. I am on wife number five right now, maybe five's a charm?” TwoGivenChanceNumbersFiveWifeTypeMonthsRight NowCharmMarrying Author:Vince Neil
“My all-time low is 62 at Bel-Air, but it was in match play, and I had two putts given to me from four feet. I'm playing only about once or twice a month. Full-time job. Full-time father. Full-time blonde.” TwoPlayJobsFatherGivenFourAirFeetMonthsLowsAll TimeBlondeFull Time JobsAll Time Low Author:Jack Wagner
“We've given Iraq six months and I don't think things are really working out, so we should probably bring our troops home.” ThinkingShouldHomeGivenMonthsSixIraqWork OutTroopsSix MonthsOur Troops Author:Thomas Friedman
“April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.” IfsGivingShouldGivenTroubleAdviceMonthsTaxesCorporationsBagsAprilAccountantsFilingDouchesDouche Bag Author:Ed Helms
“Just about everything significant in my life happened after I passed forty. I was a housewife and mother, but yearned to be a writer. I worked at my writing whenever I could snatch a moment, and I assembled several manuscripts. I was just about forty when my first novel, East Wind, West Wind, was published. Then a few months later came The Good Earth. My career was launched at last, and it has given me the richest possible satisfaction” WritingFirstsMomentsEarthLastsMotherGivenCareersNovelHappenedWindMonthsWestSatisfactionEastSignificantFortyHousewifeManuscriptsLife HappensGood Earth Author:Pearl S. Buck
“I will be dead in a few months. But it hasn't given me the slightest anxiety or worry. I always knew I was going to die.” DiesGivenWorryDyingMonthsAnxietyDeath And Dying Author:B. F. Skinner
“Our hearts are continuously rebellious. Every time we sin in thought, word, or deed, we're essentially saying in that moment that, "I don't need you God. I don't want you God. I like my way better than your way." If this goes on day after day after day, year after year, month after month, it would understandable for God to say, "I've given you ten trillion tries. You're finished." But it's not. So in that sense, His grace is always surprising, never ceases to be amazing and His mercy is remarkably outrageous.” IfsWayWantNeedsTryingYearsHeartMomentsGivenSinGraceMonthsGoes OnTenMercyDeedsFinishedCeaseMy WayThat MomentSurprisingNeed YouRebelliousOutrageousDon't Need YouI Don't Need You Author:Tullian Tchividjian
“I've given up reading the papers. Since the world's so obviously bent on killing itself, I decided months ago to sit back and let it.” WorldReadingGivenMonthsPaperDecidedKillingBentPapersGiven Up Book:The Night Watch Source: The Night Watch
“Senator Kerry does not support our troops. If he had won the election, there wouldn't be any troops left in Iraq. President Bush, on the other hand, has given our troops an opportunity to fight without end. That's creating jobs. In fact, the president's policies helped create 104 more job openings last month. Now who's stupid, Senator?” IfsDoeEndsFactsHandsJobsLastsFightingOpportunityLeftGivenPresidentSupportStupidPolicyMonthsCreatingElectionIraqOpeningTroopsSenatorsPresident BushOur TroopsCreating JobsSupport Our Troops Author:Stephen Colbert
“I don't know what a person does that does not have a relationship with God. When he goes to the doctor and the doctors says, 'Hey, you've got less than two months to live and there's nothing we can do for you.' Who do they turn to when you're given something that earth shattering?” KnowsPersonsDoeTwoEarthTurnsGivenCan DoMonthsDoctorsHeyRelationship With GodTwo MonthsHey YouShattering Author:Si Robertson
“I think sometimes you get given a good pile of goodwill, and it's whether you use it up in the first six months or spread it out over a career.” ThinkingFirstsSometimesUseGivenCareersMonthsSixSpreadSix MonthsGoodwill Author:Ricky Gervais
“The naive notion that a mother naturally acquires the complex skills of childrearing simply because she has given birth now seemsas absurd to me as enrolling in a nine-month class in composition and imagining that at the end of the course you are now prepared to begin writing War and Peace.” WritingWarEndsMotherCoursesGivenClassImagineMonthsBirthSkillsPreparedComplexesNotionNineAbsurdAcquireCompositionNaiveNine Months Author:Mary Blakely