“I don't want my kids to be like me, I don't want my daughter to date a guy like me. You know, for a guy like me success is to take care of my children to take care of their life and make 'em cushioned. I don't want them to be around people like me. You know, success for me would be that they never have the opportunity of being in the presence of someone like me.” PeopleKnowsWantChildrenWould BeCareKidsGuyOpportunityDaughterTake CareLike MeMy ChildrenEmsMy Daughter Author:Mike Tyson
“My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.” MadeTwoGuyFightingDaughterFatsShirtsMy DaughterPantsT ShirtSkinnyJerryCrackersFat Women Author:Roseanne Barr
“I'm a guy who should not have a lot of free time. But when it comes to vacation, I like to pull the plug completely. It's all about my daughter - I'm no longer the star of my own movie.” ShouldGuyStarsMy OwnDaughterMy DaughterVacationPlugsFree Time Author:Anthony Bourdain
“Don't send your kids to Baylor. And don't send your kids to [Texas] A&M... Texas A&M used to be a conservative university. It's lost all of its conservatism.... My daughter went there. You know, she had horrible experiences with coed dorms and guys who spent the weekends in the rooms with girls.” KnowsKidsUsedGuyGirlLostRoomsDaughterUniversityConservativeScaryHorribleUsed To BeMy DaughterTexasWeekendConservatismDormsHorrible ExperienceBaylorCoed Author:Tom DeLay
“You need to try to find a way to humanize your villains. Genuine villains, in real life, still have mothers and daughters and sisters, and they fall in love. They don't walk around with a big sign saying, "Bad guy," on their head. They think they're good guys. If you can play that, I think it makes it more interesting.” IfsThinkingWayNeedsTryingStillsRealPlayBigsMotherGuyFallWalksInterestingDaughterFalling In LoveReal LifeGenuineVillainBad GuysGood GuyMother And DaughterSign Sayings Author:Mark Strong