“Any idiot would know women's needs are simple. All we want is your basic millionaire brain surgeon criminal lawyer great dancer who pilots his own Lear Jet and owns seafront property. On the other hand, things being what they are today, most of us will settle for a guy who holds down a steady job and isn't carrying an infectious disease.” KnowsWantNeedsHandsTodayJobsGuyWomenSimpleBrainDiseasePropertyCriminalsLawyerIdiotSettlingDancerSteadyPilotsMillionaireJetSurgeonsLearCriminal LawInfectious DiseasesBrain Surgeons Author:Linda Sunshine
“If you miss one moment of enjoying your own life and relationships because you're trying to punish someone else, the bad guy wins.” IfsTryingMomentsGuyWinningEnjoyWomenMissingBad Guys Author:Amy Dickinson
“When a guy says, "Don't make a fuss over my birthday," he means "Don't make a fuss over my birthday". When we say "Don't make a fuss over my birthday," we mean "Give me a surprise party. Do something lavish. Just don't tell everyone my age."” GivingMeanAgeGuyWomenPartyGive MeSurpriseMy BirthdaySurprise Party Author:Joy Browne
“When a guy writes a scene where a woman does a deviant sex act on camera, it's objectifying. But when a woman writes it, it's feminism.” WritingDoeGuySexWomenFeminismSceneCamerasDeviantsObjectifying Author:Whitney Cummings
“Guys behave like they're naive, but they're not stupid. They know what's going on.” KnowsGuyWomenStupidBehaveNaiveNot Stupid Author:Laura Schlessinger
“Never miss an opportunity to look like a nice guy.” LooksGuyOpportunityWomenNiceMissingNice Guy Author:Laura Schlessinger
“Sometimes guys avoid things they don't know how to do well.” KnowsWellsSometimesGuyWomenKnow How Author:Laura Schlessinger
“There are so many responsible, nice, kind guys out there. Why marry a fixer-upper?” KindGuyWomenNiceResponsibleFixers Author:Laura Schlessinger
“There's no point dating a guy who can't support a family.” GuyWomenSupportDatingNo Point Author:Laura Schlessinger
“Women who don't think they can get a neat guy hang onto losers because something is better than nothing.” ThinkingGuyWomenLoserNeat Author:Laura Schlessinger
“There's a lot of pressure on women to fulfill certain fantasies. They expect you to be a little bit of a tart, to flirt with all the men. A lot of women do it. But I'm not doing that. I talk with these guys about their wives and kids right away. When they say inappropriate things, I let them, because boys will be boys, but I'm not looking to participate in their conversations.” MenLittlesKidsGuyCertainBitsWomenBoysFantasyWifeHe ManConversationLittle BitPressureFlirtingInappropriateTarts Author:Jessica Alba
“I call 'em complaining machines. Things are never right with a guy to them. And man, when you throw that hysteria in there ... forget it. I gotta get out, get in the car, and go. Anywhere. Get a cup of coffee somewhere. Anywhere. Anything but another woman. I guess they're just built different, right?” MenDifferentGuyWomenForgetCarBuiltMachinesComplainingCoffeeCupsEmsForget ItHysteriaCoffee CupAnother Woman Author:Charles Bukowski