“I just heard the latest joke about my hair: 'Do you know what that is on her head? It's a steering wheel to drive the state.” KnowsStatesHeardHairJokesWheelsDo You KnowSteering Author:Yulia Tymoshenko
“I do wear wigs. ... I sometimes make the joke about me standing on a hilltop with my hair blowing in the wind - and me too proud to run after it.” SometimesRunningWindHairProudJokesStandingWigsHair Blowing Author:Dolly Parton
“Maybe it's because I have too much pride or self-respect, but I thought, `Why does a guy who has thinning hair and who is overweight have to be a loser or a joke?'” DoeSelfGuyToo MuchHairPrideJokesSelf RespectLoserOverweightToo Much Pride Author:Paul Giamatti
“Warner Brothers had to hire [a stunt double] and no one thought a child could do this. Billy Friedkin came to me before we were filming [The Exorcist] and said "if you do not do all of this film, the film will be a joke." It's why they stripped the makeup down to the bare minimum, a piece on my chin, piece across my mouth that disfigured my mouth. You have scars here. Take away my eyebrows. It was my real hair. Shampoo was put in it that dried.” IfsChildrenSaidRealFilmPiecesBrotherHairJokesMouthsMakeupScarMinimumEyebrowsChinsShampooExorcistWarner BrothersReal Hair Author:Linda Blair
“So many guys are so conservative with their hair, and I always joke with all my buddies when they mess with me, and I'll say, 'That's right, keep the same haircut for ten years.' How fun is that?” YearsGuyFunHairTenJokesConservativeMessBuddyHaircutsMess With Me Author:Tom Brady
“What's so funny?" Bella mumbled. "I got food in her hair," I told her, chortling again. "I'm not going to forget this, dog," Rosalie hissed. "S'not so hard to erase a blond's memory," I countered. "Just blow in her ear." Get some new jokes, "Rosalie snapped.” HardMemoriesForgetDogHairJokesEarsBlowErase Author:Stephenie Meyer