“My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?” KnowsRealHumorFunnyComedyHeroHappeningsPantsBeltsLoopsReal Heroes Author:Mitch Hedberg
“There was one time where I failed to perform sexually. My girlfriend said to me "oh don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys". Ok, there are two things wrong with that. First of all who are these other guys?, and second of all if it's happening to more than one of us, don't you think it could be YOUR fault?” IfsThinkingFirstsSaidTwoHumorHappensFunnyGuyWorryHappeningsFaultsGirlfriendTwo ThingsOne TimeOther GuysSexuallyMy Girlfriend Author:Jimmy Carr
“Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.” LongFunnyFoolHappeningsParentingHilariousFunny LifePolitical WillPranksApril Fools DayApril FoolsFools DayFunny April Fools DayFunny April FoolsLife HumorHappening AgainFunny As Hell Author:Will Rogers
“Time is what prevents everything from happening at once.” FunnyTimeHappeningsTime PassingOne Day At A Time Author:John Archibald Wheeler