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“The cultural ban on having sex with your friends is an inevitable offshoot of a societal belief that the only acceptable reason to have sex is to lead to a monogamous marriagelike relationship.”

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Author:Dossie Easton

“I once looked in the mirror at myself and noticed that, without a doubt, I am a sexy man. In fact, I don't think I'll ever get married...it just wouldn't be fair for my spouse to catch me enjoying a look in the mirror more than having sex with her.”

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Author:Zach Braff

“I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.”

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Author:Tre Cool

“I don't know what women are attracted to. I can't tell, but certainly I have no notion of having sex appeal or being seductive in any way.”

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Author:Omar Sharif

“Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a tuxedo - I enjoy putting one on for special occasions.”

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Author:David Mazzucchelli

“Last time I went Intercity there were a couple across the aisle having sex. Of course, this being a British train, nobody said anything. Then they finished, they both lit up a cigarette and this woman stood up and said, Excuse me, I think you'll find this is a non-smoking compartment.”

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Author:Victoria Wood

“There were a WHOLE LOTTA us not having sex at Harvard . . . but none of us thought that that was special enough to start a club about it, for pete’s sake.”

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Book:The Purity Myth: How America's Obsession with Virginity Is Hurting Young Women

Source: The Purity Myth: How America's Obsession with Virginity Is Hurting Young Women

“Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.”

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Author:Charles Barkley

“The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.”

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Author:Jacob M. Appel

“I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?”

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Author:Laura Kightlinger

“After being alive, the next hardest work is having sex. Of course, for some people it isn't work because they need the exercise and they've got the energy for the sex and the sex gives them even more energy. Some people get energy from sex and some people lose energy from sex. I have found that it's too much work. But if you have the time for it, and if you need that exercise-then you should do it.”

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Book:The Philosophy of Andy Warhol: From A to B and Back Again

Source: The Philosophy of Andy Warhol: From A to B and Back Again

“One training device is the ergometer. I never owned one, never trained on one, and practically never used one. The few national team tests I took on ergs were dismal failures, which worked wonders to further my dislike of these beastly creatures. Boring. Tedious. Noisy. Ergs have greatly cheapened rowing. Graceless. Greasy. Grim. The erg is to rowing what having sex by yourself is to having sex. Stop it!”

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Author:Brad Alan Lewis

“What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.”

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Author:Milos Forman

“By not having sex before marriage, you are insisting on your right to take these things seriously, when many around you do not seem to. By reserving a part of you for someone else, you are insisting on your right to keep something sacred.”

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Book:A Return to Modesty: Discovering the Lost Virtue

Source: A Return to Modesty: Discovering the Lost Virtue

“The Internet, of course, is more than a place to find pictures of people having sex with dogs.”

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Author:Philip Elmer-DeWitt

“I feel a lot healthier when I'm having sex. Physically. I feel all these jitters when I wake up in the morning. Just energy jitters. I take vitamins, I work out every day. When I'm having sex, I don't have that.”

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Author:Alyssa Milano

“Everyone else is either asleep or having sex. I’ve been watching cable television and eating jello.”

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Book:The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Source: The Perks of Being a Wallflower

“If your like me, you like to wait till your parents are having sex and walk in on them and act like its an accident, and then ask if you can join in.”

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Author:Mark Hoppus

“Studies show that the more often families eat together, the less likely kids are to smoke, drink, do drugs, get depressed, develop eating disorders and consider suicide, and the more likely they are to do well in school, delay having sex, eat their vegetables, learn big words and know which fork to use.”

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Author:Nancy Gibbs

“The fact is I am not having sex. But I feel absolutely ripe for the, what would you say? plucking?”

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Author:Angelina Jolie

“Our main reasons for fearing males having sex with males is that you really had to construct a more powerful social role to keep men in their place than you did to keep women in their place.”

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Author:Warren Farrell

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