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“It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.”
“When I'm with my friends' teenage children, I always say, 'Are your friends having sex yet?'”
“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”
“The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.”
“This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.”
“Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.”
“A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.”
“Nothing is either all masculine or all feminine except having sex.”
“Kids. They're not easy, but there has to be some penalty for having sex.”
“Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.”
“How can you be a physics major and be shocked when you get pregnant from having sex?”
“Living in the Islamic Republic is like having sex with someone you loathe.”
“I think it's sort of disrespectful to the partner you're having sex with to talk about it.”
“Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing.”