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“You all watched a sketch about feminism and you didn't even know it because of all the jokes. It's like when Jessica Seinfeld puts spinach in kids' brownies. Suckers!”

Knows Kids Feminism Jokes Sucker Jessica Brownies Spinach

Author:Tina Fey

“Jessica stopped beside him, said: 'What delicious abandon in the sleep of a child.' He spoke mechanically: 'If only adults could relax like that.' 'Yes.' 'Where do we lose it?' he murmured. 'We do, indeed, lose something,' she said.”

Ifs Children Said Loses Sleep Adults Relax Abandon Spokes Delicious Jessica

Author:Frank Herbert

“Jessica swallowed. "I think you had better stick to English." "But Italian is so moving," Dain said. "To ho voluto dal primo che ti vedi." I've wanted you from the first moment I saw you. "Mi tormenti ancora." You've tormented me ever since.”

Thinking Firsts Said Moments Wanted Moving Saws Sticks Italian Jessica

Author:Loretta Chase

“Jessica, I know I've been...difficult," he said. "All the same—" "Difficult?" She looked up, her grey eyes wide, "You have been impossible. I begin to think you are not right in the upper storey. I knew you wanted me. The only thing I've never doubted was that. But getting you into bed— you, the greatest whoremonger in Christendom— gad, it was worse than the time I had to drag Bertie to the tooth-drawer. And if you think I mean to be doing that the rest of our days, you had better think again. The next time, my lord, you will do the seducing— or there won't be any, I vow.”

Ifs Thinking Knows Mean Has Beens Said Eye Wanted Next Difficult Lord Impossible Bed Wide Teeth Drag Next Time Grey Vow Doubted Seducing Drawers Jessica Christendom Grey Eyes

Author:Loretta Chase

“Jessica: “You great drunken jackass!” Dain: “I did not give you leave to use my Christian name.”

Giving Use Christian Names Jessica Jackasses

Author:Loretta Chase

“The dedication of this book is split seven ways: to Neil, to Jessica, to David, to Kenzie, to Di, to Anne, and to you, if you have stuck with Harry until the very end.”

Ifs Way Book Ends Seven Stuck Dedication Splits Jessica

Book:ハリー・ポッターと死の秘宝 - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Source: ハリー・ポッターと死の秘宝 - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“I flip open my phone to text Jessica: Me: Guess who's pregnant? Jess: u? Me: Get real. Jess: ur mom? Me: yep Jess: Mazel tov!? Me: Don't congratulate me, plz Jess: Could b worse Me: How? Jess: Could be u? Me: I'm a virgin. Jess: Nobody's perfect.”

Real Perfect Mom Phones Pregnant Virgins Get Real Flip Jessica Nobody's Perfect

Author:Simone Elkeles

“On her daughter, Jessica: Kids at her school will sidle up to me and say, Does Jessica know what happens in book 4? Does Jessica know the title of book 4? And I keep saying, No! There is no point kidnapping her, taking her around back of the bike shed, and torturing her for information.”

Knows Doe Book Happens Kids School Mother Information Daughter Titles Shed Bike No Point Saying No Kidnapping Jessica

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Jessica walked away from Aaron and Ken, flashing them both a big smile. They were both very attractive - she had dated each of them a number of times. In fact, not too long ago she had contemplated falling in love with Ken for lack of anything better to do.”

Long Facts Bigs Fall Numbers Falling In Love Bored Attractive Long Ago Jessica

Author:Francine Pascal

“I didn't even want to sing, honestly. I started thinking about how long the journey was, how far all of us had come - me and Jessica Sanchez, Hollie Cavanagh and Josh Ledet and everybody. It's insane, man. It's not as easy as you think.”

Thinking Men Want Long Easy Journey Honestly Insane Jessica Josh Hollies

Author:Phillip Phillips

“I played a girl. There's really nothing controversial about her. She's just fine. She has to be fine in order to make Sarah Jessica's character pop, I say I just play a white girl in that movie.”

Play Character Order Girl White Fine Pops Controversial Jessica White Girl

Author:Claire Danes

“Jessica Lange in Frances... was dramatic and passionate and one of the strongest performances I've seen a woman do”

Performances Passionate France Dramatic Strongest Jessica

Author:Sherilyn Fenn

“I told my agent which women I aspire to have a career like: Frances McDormand, Kate Winslet, Laura Linney and Emma Thompson - character actresses who have something to say. I also said that I loved Madeline Kahn and Jessica Lange.”

Love Said Character Age Careers Actresses Agents France Aspire Kate Emma Jessica Laura Madeline

Author:Rachael Harris

“Some movie I was in, I forget which one, some awful little movie, a reviewer said, What is Jessica Walter doing in this movie? And I said, Hello? Trying to make a living?”

Trying Littles Said Forget Awful Hello Reviewers Jessica

Author:Jessica Walter

“Jessica Pearson isn't a unicorn. She's not a mythological creature. She's an example of so many women out there that are ruling their part of the world and doing an incredible job.”

World Jobs Example Creatures Incredibles Ruling Unicorn Jessica

Author:Gina Torres

“I love Gossip Girl. I used to hang out with Blake Lively and Jessica Szohr. I'm also addicted to Bravo and reality shows like Top Chef.”

Shows Reality Used Girl Hanging Out Gossip Chef Lively Reality Shows Blake Jessica Bravo Gossip Girl

Author:Jessica Stroup

“Ten years from now, I would like to see myself successful as a brand, like Jessica Simpson, with babies running around and a beautiful husband and my own reality show”

Years Shows Reality Running Beautiful My Own Successful Baby Ten Husband Brands Reality Shows Jessica

Author:Nicole Polizzi

“What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand”

Whole Turns Brands Jessica

Author:Nicole Polizzi

“My daughter Jessica said to me recently, who wasn't sorted into Hufflepuff, 'I think we should all want to be Hufflepuffs.' I can only say to you, I would not be disappointed at all to be in Hufflepuff. I'm a little upset anyone does feel that way.”

Thinking Way Want Feels Should Littles Doe Said I Can Daughter Upset My Daughter Disappointed Jessica Hufflepuff

Author:J. K. Rowling

“In rich and captivating prose, Jessica DuLong kindly invites the rest of us on the journey of her lifetime: from a dot-com job to the fabled waters of the Hudson River, where she became a fireboat engineer. This is an unusual and fascinating book.”

Book Jobs Water Rich Journey Rivers Lifetime Prose Fascinating Unusual Invites Engineers Dots Jessica Captivating Hudson River

Author:Jon Meacham

“Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly laughs you’ve come to expect from Jessica Alba.”

Today Laughing Comedy Luck Critics Cooks Belly Good Luck Chuck Jessica Belly Laughs

Author:Chelsea Handler

“How sweet the moonlight sleeps upon this bank! Here will we sit, and let the sounds of music Creep in our ears; soft stillness and the night Become the touches of sweet harmony. Sit, Jessica: look, how the floor of heaven Is thick inlaid with patines of bright gold; There's not the smallest orb which thou behold'st But in his motion like an angel sings, Still quiring to the young-eyed cherubins. Such harmony is in immortal souls; But whilst this muddy vesture of decay Doth grossly close it in, we cannot hear it.”

“The industry has died as far as modeling has gone, and I'll tell you why. Magazines are featuring the Halle Berrys and Sarah Jessica Parkers, all the actresses. Makeup companies are featuring all the celebrities. All the models have died.”

Company Gone Industry Models Died Actresses Magazines Makeup Modeling Jessica Jessica Parker

Author:Janice Dickinson

“Jim Bakker came along. He said, Jessica Hahn, listen. You're a virgin. As God as my witness. He said, We need a girl that we can trust.”

Needs Said Girl Witness Virgins Jessica

Author:Jessica Hahn

“I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.”

Looks Rocks Scientist Jessica Stupid Celebrity Stupidest Celebrity Dumbest Celebrity Dumb Celebrity

Author:Tara Reid

“When you have Jessica Davenport in the middle, with some very, very good shooters around her and a good point guard, they have the pieces”

Pieces Middle Very Good Jessica Shooter Point Guard

Author:Theresa Grentz

“My first real kiss was actually on the set of The Vampire's Assistant, with Jessica Carlson who plays my crush in the movie. I was 15, she was 14. It was actually her first kiss too, so it was an interesting situation!”

Firsts Real Play Interesting Situation Kissing Vampire Crush Assistants First Kiss Jessica Carlson Interesting Situations

Author:Chris Massoglia

“Jessica Simpson is the youth ambassador for Operation Smile, and an episode of The Apprentice featured a team managing a charity concert she put on. Donald Trump came on stage and pledged a donation.”

Team Stage Youth Trump Charity Smile Operations Concerts Episodes Ambassadors Donation Apprentice Jessica

Author:Roma Downey

“The content that Jessica Nigri puts out, really displays cosplay in the wrong light.”

Light Display Jessica Cosplay

Author:Yaya Han

“I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor.”

Thinking Looks I Can Self Shows Funny Girl Wish Genuine Sense Of Humor Gorgeous That Girl Jessica Self Deprecating Self Deprecating Humor

Author:Rachael Ray

“I don`t want people walking out of a movie thinking I was trying to act or be some movie star. I want them to think, `That might make me like Jessica a little bit more.`”

People Thinking Want Trying Littles Might Stars Bits Walking Little Bit Movie Star Jessica Walking Out

Author:Jessica Simpson

“I love everything [Jessica Simpson] ever has on! Jessica can definitely come pick me up in her little Mercedes and take me shopping if she wants!”

Ifs Want Littles Picks Take Me Shopping Jessica Pick Me Pick Me Up

Author:Miley Cyrus

“Jessica Seinfeld made a toast. She turned to the assembled guests. 'And you are all so lucky to be part of Gwyneth's world. Because this is the real deal. And she's invited all of you good people in here. I would never do that.'”

People World Made Real Deals Lucky Ridiculous Good People Guests Invited Toasts So Lucky Jessica

Author:Gwyneth Paltrow

“I must point out - Sarah Jessica Parker is not a diva - she's one of these pop culture characters that everybody likes.”

Character Culture Pops Likes Pop Culture Jessica Jessica Parker

Author:Philip Treacy

“Tammy Faye said, "I am so happy that Jessica Hahn is so ugly, because now I don't feel so bad."”

Feels Said Ugly Jessica Faye Tammy

Author:Jessica Hahn

“I'm a huge fan of Jessica Lange and 'American Horror Story.' I would love to work with her. She's been one of my favorite actresses for a while.”

Stories Fans Huge Horror My Favorite Actresses Jessica Horror Stories American Horror Story

Author:Anna Camp

“I think of myself more as a character actor than that ingenue leading lady, who started out something like Michelle Pfeiffer, or Jessica Lange. I'm a bit quirkier than that.”

Thinking Character Actors Bits Jessica Character Actors Leading Ladies

Author:Joan Allen

“Jessica Alba. I have the biggest crush on her, I can't even tell you. I met her in Vancouver when she was filming 'Good Luck Chuck.”

I Can Mets Luck Crush Good Luck Chuck Jessica Vancouver

Author:Alexander Ludwig

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