“My mom wouldn't let me buy clothes she didn't like, so I dressed like a middle-aged woman in high school.” SchoolMiddleMomClothesHigh SchoolLet MeMy MomMiddle Aged Author:Gillian Jacobs
“I didn't want any middle-of-the-road creep. I always wanted the toughest guy in school, the guy from south Philly who wore tight black pants. Y'know, the guy who carried the umbrella and wore white shirts with real thin black ties. I was really nuts over this guy named Butchie Magic 'cause he let me carry his switchblade.” KnowsWantRealWantedSchoolGuyCausesBlackWhiteMagicMiddleLet MeSouthShirtsTiesNutsPantsThis GuyCreepsUmbrellaMiddle Of The RoadWhite ShirtsBlack Tie Author:Patti Smith
“Let me just say that anything that I say about what's going on at Justice is pure speculation. Obviously, you know, I'm just going based on my experience as the attorney general, but, yeah, surprised because typically you don't talk about investigations. And it kind of surprised me that that letter went out, and I suppose that the reason for it is because we're in the middle of a presidential campaign. But nonetheless, I think it would be contrary to typical protocol.” ThinkingKnowsKindReasonWould BeJusticeMiddlePureLettersLet MeYeahContraryCampaignsPresidentialInvestigationTypicalSpeculationAttorneyProtocolPresidential Campaign Author:Alberto Gonzales
“Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!” YearsHumorFunnyOrderMiddleHumorousCriticismLet MeCriticsIsraelOilEastSpotsDesertMiddle EastIsraeliMosesOil Industry Author:Golda Meir
“Let me tell you, the heart of my tax proposal: I will not raise taxes on the American people. I will not raise taxes on middle-income Americans.” PeopleHeartMiddleTaxesLet MeRaisesIncomeProposal Author:Mitt Romney
“And let me make this very clear - unlike President Obama, I will not raise taxes on the middle class. As president, I will protect the sanctity of life. I will honor the institution of marriage. And I will guarantee America's first liberty: the freedom of religion.” FirstsAmericaPresidentLibertyClassClearMiddleHonorProtectTaxesLet MeRaisesInstitutionsGuaranteesMiddle ClassPresident ObamaSanctityFreedom Of ReligionSanctity Of Life Author:Mitt Romney
“You told me there wouldn’t be any Rod Serling voice-overs, yet here I am in the middle of a Twilight Zone episode. Oh, and let me guess the title of it, Night of the Terminally Stupid! (Channon)” NightVoiceMiddleStupidLet MeTitlesZoneTwilightEpisodesHere I AmTwilight ZoneVoice Over Book:Dragonswan Source: Dragonswan
“You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared a moment passionne with Artemis which he subsequently fouled up with his typical boorish behavior. Let me just throw something out there for you to consider while we're chasing the probe: I share Artemis's passion but not his boorishness. No pressure; just think about it. This was enough to elicit a deafening moment of silence even in the middle of a crisis, which Orion seemed to be blissfully unaffected by.” IfsThinkingKnowsLooksMayEnoughMomentsPassionSilenceFireShareMiddleMissingBehaviorLet MePressureCrisisAttractiveDramaticTypicalChasingArtemisHolliesNo PressureMoment Of SilenceOrion Author:Eoin Colfer
“So let me get this straight," he said. "After everything that's happened on this campus-the murder, the stalking, the kidnapping-you want to go up into the woods-by yourself, in the middle of the night, based on something a ghost in a dream told you-and dig a hole?" Well when he put it that way.” WayWantWellsSaidDreamNightHappenedMiddleLet MeMurderWoodsGhostHolesStalkingCampusMiddle Of The NightKidnapping Author:Kate Brian
“Nobody got me out," Nellie replied. "They just let me go. They think I'm a deranged Jonah Wizard fan. Apparently, the hotel's full of them. A couple of idiots actually jumped off the front balcony. Can you picture that?" "In Technicolor," Amy said bitterly. "That low-down KGB reject!" Dan fumed. "I can't believe she cheated me–right when I was in the middle of cheating her!” ThinkingBelieveSaidI CanFansMiddleFrontsCoupleLowsLet MeIdiotHotelRejectsCheatingWizardsCheatedAmyJonahLet Me GoBalconiesDerangedKgb Author:Gordon Korman
“He was a nice guy, middle-aged, a little tired, like most doctors usually seemed to be, but he just nodded and said, "Let me take a look at him. Shane?" "I'm not dropping my pants," Shane said. "I just thought I'd say that up front.” LooksLittlesSaidGuyNiceMiddleFrontsDoctorsLet MeTiredPantsDroppingMiddle AgedNice GuyShaneMorganville Vampires Book:Ghost Town: The Morganville Vampires Source: Ghost Town: The Morganville Vampires
“And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chip cookies warm and soft in the middle...and without magnets glued to them." "Me, too. When you decide to bake me some, let me know.” KnowsMiddleLet MeWarmChocolateChipsCookiesMagnetChocolate ChipsChocolate Chip Cookies Book:Rules of Attraction Source: Rules of Attraction
“Now let me be clear; millions of women around the world nurse their children beautifully for years without giving anybody else a hard time about it. Teat Nazis are a solely western upper-middle-class phenomenon occurring when highly ambitious women experience deprivation from outside modes of achievement.” WorldGivingYearsChildrenHardClassMillionsClearMiddleAchievementLet MeWesternAround The WorldHard TimesMiddle ClassPhenomenonNurseAmbitiousNaziDeprivationUpper Middle ClassAmbitious Women Author:Tina Fey