“Since I got married my wife doesn't really let me wear anything that I used to because she says I have no taste at all.” UsedWifeTasteMarriedLet MeMy Wife Author:Dominic West
“I called my son Jett and I wanted to call my daughter Qantas, but my wife wouldn't let me.” WantedWifeSonDaughterLet MeMy WifeMy DaughterMy Son Author:John Travolta
“I have this mistress: show business. I get a lot of love and adulation from outside, and [my wife] lets me have that, while she does all the real-life stuff that counts making sure the kids are going to school and all that. I married a saint well, a saint who curses.” WellsDoeRealShowsKidsSchoolStuffWifeMarriedLet MeSaintMy WifeReal LifeCurseShow BusinessMistressAdulation Author:Ray Romano
“I have often asked myself if I would have worked as hard if I was as ill as Steve Jobs. My answer is that my wife most likely would not have let me work, and I would have stayed home. But I am not Steve Jobs.” IfsHardHomeJobsAnswersWifeLet MeIllMy Wife Author:Terry Gou
“Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.” ThinkingLongStillsHumorFunnyAsksWifeLet MeDiedMy Wife Author:Frankie Boyle
“I've always had the hair of Lionel Ritchie since I was a boy, but the mullet sadly is a hairpiece. My wife won't let me rock that hairstyle.” BoysWifeRocksHairLet MeMy WifeHairstylesMullets Author:Danny McBride
“I think maybe my greatest weakness is that I trust people too much. I'm too trusting. And when they let me down, if they let me down, I never forgive. I find it very, very hard to forgive people that deceived me. So I don't know if you would call that a weakness, but my wife said "let up."” PeopleIfsThinkingKnowsSaidHardToo MuchWifeWeaknessLet MeForgivingMy WifeDeceivedNever ForgiveLet Me DownHard To Forgive Author:Donald Trump
“My wife, trying to be helpful, goes to the grocery store and buys this stuff called soy bacon. Let me tell you something: I know soy beans are good for a lot of things. Let's stay out of the bacon market! It says It looks and tastes like real bacon! No it doesn't! It tastes like somebody bacon-flavored a turd, that's what it tastes like!” KnowsTryingLooksRealStuffWifeTasteLet MeMy WifeStoresHelpfulGroceriesBeansGrocery StoresSoyTurds Author:Bill Engvall
“My wife keeps me sharp. You know, she ain't going to let me get comfortable with this "Ice Cube" stuff.” KnowsStuffWifeComfortableLet MeMy WifeIceCubes Author:Ice Cube
“My wife holds the kite strings that let me go 'weeeeeee', then she reels me back in.” WifeLet MeMy WifeStringsKitesLet Me Go Author:Jeff Bridges