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“A perfect method of adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.”

Life Humor Life Is Waiting Perfect Drama Humorous Method Deadline

Author:Alyce Cornyn-Selby

“The gods too are fond of a joke.”

Life Inspirational God Humor Wise Jokes Humorous Drinking Witty Sarcastic

Author:Aristotle

“My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.”

Life Inspiration Funny House Taught Humorous Witty Divorce Housekeeping Funny Divorce Hilarious Short Divorce Lawyers

Author:Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Life is too transcendentally humorous for a man not to take it seriously. Compared with it, Death is but a shallow jest.”

Men Life Life Is Humorous Shallow Jest

Book:Simon the Jester

Source: Simon the Jester

“I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet, strange, I am ungrateful to those teachers.”

Source: The New Frontier and Sand and Foam

“They are born, put in a box; they go home to live in a box; they study by ticking boxes; they go to what is called "work" in a box, where they sit in their cubicle box; they drive to the grocery store in a box to buy food in a box; they talk about thinking "outside the box"; and when they die they are put in a box.”

Source: The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms

“All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.”

People Life Funny Remember Names Mines Terrible Humorous Actresses Manners Introducing Olives Martini

Author:Tallulah Bankhead

“I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.”

Knows Life Funny Causes Humorous Witty Upside Down Necklaces

Author:Mitch Hedberg