“To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.” HumansMatterWould BeFunnySpiritSpaceAttentionCrazyLimitsAstronomySillyHuman SpiritAstronomy And Universe Author:Stephen Hawking
“Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders.” HumorFunnyBitsTermLimitsMembersVoteAskingCongressChickensIncumbentsColonelsTerm Limits Author:Bob Inglis
“[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.” HumorFunnyTogetherGrowsWatchesLimitsYeahWarmBlanketTelescopesCometsTime LimitHalley's Comet Author:David Cross
“I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'” KnowsSaidHumorFunnyHoursLimitsSpeedMilesDo You KnowCopSpeed Limits Author:Steven Wright
“My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.” LoveReasonHumorFunnySawsComedyLimitsMovedClassmatesSchoolmates Author:Emo Philips