“I went to the Missing Persons Bureau but no one was there.” PersonsMissingComedianMissing A Person Author:George Carlin
“The reigning Miss Canada has been arrested for punching out another woman in a bar fight.Quite frankly, I think it's refreshing to finally find one beauty pageant winner who is against world peace.” ThinkingWorldHas BeensFightingMissingBarsWinnerComedianCanadaArrestedRefreshingPageantAnother WomanPunchingBeauty Pageant Author:Jay Leno
“As a comedian, especially one that works as much as I do, there is a lot of sacrifice. People don't see that I'm away from my family 46 weeks out of the year. I miss all the birthdays and anniversaries and holidays.” PeopleYearsSacrificeWeekMissingMy FamilyComedianHoliday Author:Gabriel Iglesias
“You can't expect everyone to laugh or applaud you for doing edgy things. Sometimes you'll miss. But I think comedians are artists and there's a value in failure. It kind of works both ways between comedians and audiences. The audience has to understand that comedians are going to sometimes tell a joke that doesn't work out with dark subjects, and the comedian has to understand that sometimes they 'll fail and it's not the audience's fault for not getting it or loving it.” ThinkingWayKindSometimesArtistValuesDarkAudienceLaughingFailingSubjectsMissingJokesFaultsWork OutComedianEdgy Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“Somebody who opposes Trump is wound so tight, they're not funny people anyway, that they don't get his humor. They really believe when he tells these jokes that that's dead serious stuff. There's not enough laughter on the left. Even their comedians are angry. Their comedians, the humor they shoot for is all personal put-down kind of humor where it used to not be that way. But Trump's humor, even the stuff that's not subtle, they miss, they take it literally and are frightened to death by it. It's incredible.” PeopleBelieveKindEnoughMissingSeriousLaughterJokesIncrediblesWoundsComedianFunny People Author:Rush Limbaugh