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“So when your mom walks in, turn down the volume and act like you're doing your homework.”

Turns Walks Education Like You Mom Volume Homework Your Mom

Author:Willie D

“I was growing up with a single mom who'd be at work when I came home from school. So I'd just turn on the TV. I grew up watching old Clint Eastwood westerns. I adopted him as one of my male role models.”

Home School Turns Roles Growing Up Growing Tvs Grew Mom Grew Up Models Males Role Models Adopted Turn-on Single Mom Male Role Models

Author:Bailey Chase

“Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, 'Here, kitty, kitty.'”

“It's all authentic. It's a great story. You have a dream 35 years ago - doesn't come to fruition, but you move on with life. But it's somewhere back there. Then you turn 60, and your mom just dies, and you're looking for something. And the dream comes waking out of your imagination.”

Years Stories Dream Moving Dies Turns Imagination Mom Years Ago Waking Your Mom Fruition

Author:Diana Nyad

“I must speak the truth, even at the risk of being ostracized by my fellow scribblers. In fact, anticipating their rage, I have already applied for a place in the Canada Council's witness-protection program. This because, much as it pains me to turn on my kind, I fear the time has come to admit that far too many celebrated writers were outrageous liars, philanderers, drunks, druggies, unsuitable babysitters, plagiarists, psychopaths, parasites, cowards, indifferent dads or moms and bad credit risks.”

“My mom is very religious and she said, 'Whatever you think about all the time, that's what you worship.' If that's the case I'd like everyone to pop open their Diet Coke cans and turn to page 37 of their People Magazines. In this holy scripture, we read the parable of Ms. Valerie Bertinelli.”

People Ifs Thinking Said Turns Religious Cases Mom Holy Worship Pages My Mom Pops Scripture Magazines Diets Coke Parables Holy Scriptures Diet Coke

Author:Maria Bamford

“It needs to be said that sometimes my mom forgets important details when she talks. Like the time she told us she was considering leather (couches, it turns out), or when I was little and she said, "Here's a napkin to put your balls in" (the Atomic Fireballs that I was eating, she meant).”

Needs Littles Said Important Sometimes Turns Forget Mom Eating Balls Details My Mom Considering Couches Leather Napkins

Book:Openly Straight

Source: Openly Straight

“My mom makes something called green pie, which I thought was a delicacy that many people only had at Thanksgiving, but it turns out it was just Jell-O with whipped cream on it. And it's delicious.”

People Turns Mom Green My Mom Cream Pie Delicious Delicacy Whipped Cream

Author:Bobby Moynihan

“Once you're a mom, all of your personal desires come secondary as the survival of the child becomes your life's priority, which leads you to worry each day and every night the little one turn out right.”

Children Littles Desire Night Turns Worry Mom Survival Priorities Each Day Every Night Personal Desire

Author:Kimberly Guilfoyle

“I don't know that I have a favorite meal. When I'm cooking I'm thinking about the person I'm feeding and I want to make them whatever they want. My husband's favorite meal is carbonara. I guess my favorite food is anything my mom makes. Because like anybody who loves their mother's cooking, if you try and make your mom's recipes, they never taste quite the same. And I don't know if that's because she's lying about what she's putting in there and just not telling me. Like when I turn my back, she's sneaking something in there. It just never seems to taste the same.”

Ifs Thinking Knows Want Trying Persons Seems Lying Mother Turns Mom Taste Husband Cooking My Favorite My Mom Meals My Husband Feeding Recipes Your Mom Favorite Foods

Author:Rachael Ray

“Do we honestly believe that hopeless kids growing up under the harsh new rules will turn out to be chaste, studious, responsible adults? On the contrary, by limiting welfare, job training, education and nutritious food, won't we plant the seeds for another bumper crop of out-of-wedlock moms, deadbeat dads and worse?”

“I'm so cool that the kids come to my bedroom and go, 'Mom! Turn the music down!'”

Inspirational Motivational Kids Turns Family Mom Bedroom

Author:Melissa Etheridge

“My kids can't watch ('Howard the Duck'). By the time I get in bed with the duck, they are, like, 'Turn it off, mom. You in bed with a duck is just pretty much a deal breaker.'”

Kids Turns Deals Watches Mom Bed Ducks

Author:Lea Thompson

“A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all.”

“Hip-hop was a big part of my life growing up, especially West Coast gangster rap. The reason I was able to listen to it so freely was that my mom couldn't hear any of it, so we would be driving along just blaring Too $hort's horrible misogynistic stuff, and my mom would just turn to us and say, "This is great. I can feel the bass. It sounds so nice." And we're like, "Yeah, mom. We can feel the bass, too."”

Feels I Can Reason Bigs Would Be Able Turns Stuff Sound Growing Up Nice Growing Mom Yeah West Hip Hop My Mom Rap Driving Horrible Hips Hops Coast Bass Gangsters West Coast Gangster Rap

Author:Moshe Kasher

“My mom used to sell Avon when my mom was a kid for about three years, and so it was like the first make up I saw. And when I first found out about makeup it was Avon makeup and I remember putting my mom's red lipstick on my cheeks and thinking that is where it went, and that was Avon. So it's weird how your life turns out and how things come round, and it is brilliant.”

Thinking Years Firsts Kids Remember Used Turns Three Found Saws Mom Red Sells Rounds My Mom Brilliant Makeup Three Years Cheeks Lipstick Red Lips Red Lipstick Avon

Author:Gemma Arterton

“I had worked so hard; that was my opportunity. And my mom was just able to turn it around for me. She helped me to be able to see the other side of things and that this is not the end for me.”

Ends Hard Able Turns Opportunity Sides Mom My Mom

Author:Allyson Felix

“I've always had amazing women in my life help me with my kids. First it was my mom, and then a series of nannies and day care providers who were incredibly patient, kind, and loving. There is no blueprint - I think we all feel our way through it and just do the best we can, and it turns out that children are open to love from many different places and are pretty resilient, too.”

“My problem is that my imagination won't turn off. I wake up so excited I can't eat breakfast. I've never run out of energy. It's not like OPEC oil; I don't worry about a premium going on my energy. It's just always been there. I got it from my mom.”

I Can Problem Running Turns Energy Imagination Worry Mom Wake Up Excited My Mom Oil Breakfast My Imagination Turn Off Premium Opec

Author:Steven Spielberg

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