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“I use the cigar for timing purposes. If I tell a joke, I smoke as long as they laugh and when they stop laughing I take the cigar out of my mouth and start my next joke.”

Ifs Long Use Purpose Next Laughing Jokes Mouths Smoke Timing Cigar

Author:George Burns

“Two large prominent eyes that rolled about to no purpose (for he was utterly short-sighted) a wide mouth, thick lips and inflated visage, gave him the air of a blind trumpeter. A deep untuneable voice which, instead of modulating, he enforced with unnecsessary pomp, a total neglect of his person, and ignorance of every civil attention, disgusted all who judge by appearance.”

Persons Two Eye Purpose Voice Attention Air Ignorance Judging Mouths Blind Lips Appearance Wide Neglect Thick Prominent Disgusted Short Sighted

Book:Horace Walpole: Memoirs and Portraits

Source: Horace Walpole: Memoirs and Portraits

“Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.”

Used Purpose Animal Mouths Instruments Culinary Sarcastic Vegetarian Vegan Forks

Book:The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World

Source: The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World

“Dwayne's bad chemicals made him take a loaded thirty-eight caliber revolver from under his pillow and stick it in his mouth. This was a tool whose only purpose was to make holes in human beings.”

Humans Made Purpose Human Beings Mouths Tools Sticks Eight Holes Thirty Chemicals Pillow Loaded Caliber Revolver Thirty Eight

Book:Breakfast of champions: or, Goodbye blue Monday!

Source: Breakfast of champions: or, Goodbye blue Monday!

“To an American the whole purpose of living, the one constant confirmation of continued existence, is to cram as much as sensual pleasure as possible into one's mouth more or less continuously. Gratification, instant and lavish, is a birthright”

Whole Purpose Pleasure Existence Mouths Constant Sensual Instant Gratification Birthright Confirmation Sensual Pleasure

Book:The Complete Notes

Source: The Complete Notes

“An open mind, in questions that are not ultimate, is useful. But an open mind about the ultimate foundations either of Theoretical or of Practical Reason is idiocy. If a man's mind is open on these things, let his mouth at least be shut. He can say nothing to the purpose. Outside the Tao there is no ground for criticizing either the Tao or anything else.”

Ifs Men Mind Reason Purpose Mouths Ultimate Foundation Practicals Criticize Tao Theoretical Open Mind Idiocy

Book:THE ABOLITION OF MAN

Source: THE ABOLITION OF MAN