“I'm a sports fan sometimes when I'm drunk. All my friends gamble on sports so whenever we watch a game, everyone's pissed off at the end! Sometimes the commentators speak so quickly, I think you've got to be on drugs to listen to them.” ThinkingEndsSometimesGamesSpeakSportsWatchesFansDrugMy FriendsDrunkGambleCommentatorsPissed OffSports Fan Author:Pablo Francisco
“I'm not a big drinker and I don't smoke either. I've only been drunk a few times, but I did moon my friend once. I had knickers on! I'll leave the real mooning to the boys.” RealBigsBoysMoonMy FriendsDrunkSmokeDrinkersKnickers Author:Nikki Sanderson
“The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people in the bar and hit them in the balls. My friends drove me home and left me propped up on the couch holding a bucket. I woke up with vomit all over me. The bucket was clean as a whistle.” PeopleYearsTwoHomeNightLeftWalksShotsMy FriendsBallsTwentiesCleanBarsDrunkDrankCouchesBucketsTwenty Two Author:Jon Stewart
“It’s perfectly natural for me to sit down and talk about meditating and spiritual practice with my friends. But then I realize, how would it sound to a drunk cynical guy in London?” SpiritualGuySoundRealizingNaturalPracticeMy FriendsDown AndLondonDrunkCynicalMeditatingSpiritual PracticePerfectly Natural Author:Moby
“Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk." "Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober." He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the wall as if he thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His bedroom door did escape him.” IfsSaidFeelingsMightDoorsWallFoolBedMy FriendsDrunkBedroomHowlUpstairsConesHowl's Moving CastleCalcifer Book:Wizard's Castle Source: Wizard's Castle
“No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? --Poirot” NeedsFunnyBeautifulMonthsReturnSixMy FriendsDrunkSix MonthsDentistDentalBeautiful Thoughts Author:Agatha Christie
“Books are my friends, where it's okay to be silent, where you're not a freak if you don't want to get drunk, peel out in the parking lot, tip cows.” IfsWantBookMy FriendsOkaySilentDrunkFreakCowsParkingParking Lot Author:Julie Gregory
“Children of the Nephilim," Magnus said. "Well, well. I don't recall inviting you." Isabelle took out her invitation and waved it like a white flag. "I have an invitation. These"--she indicated the rest of the group with a grand wave of her arm--"are my friends." Magnus plucked the invitation out of her hand and looked at it with fastidious distaste. "I must have been drunk," he said. He threw the door open. "Come in. And try not to murder any of my guests." Jace looked at him, "Even if one of them spills something on my new shoes?" "Even then." - 219” IfsTryingWellsChildrenHas BeensSaidHandsWhiteDoorsGroupsArmsMy FriendsMurderShoesWaveDrunkFlagsGuestsRecallsJaceInvitationsSpillsInvitingMagnus BaneDistasteFastidiousNephilimNew ShoesWhite Flag Author:Cassandra Clare
“Velius--so who is she? no wait, let me guess. skin of the finest porcelain. hair of the softest silk. a voice like birdsong, a smile like sunshine, and a mouth that would sate your brightest and darkest wishes Rumbold-- You've m-met her? Velius--oh yes, my friend. we all know her. we've all pursued her. some of us have even been lucky enough to have her. we've been drunk on her sin, become fools of her favor. she might have borne a different face each time, but her name was always the same. Trouble” KnowsDifferentEnoughMightFacesNamesWishWaitingVoiceSinTroubleHairFoolMetsLuckyMouthsMy FriendsSkinsLet MeFavorsDrunkSunshineFinestPursuedSilkBirdsongPorcelainDifferent Faces Author:Alethea Kontis