“The bad news is that Iran wants to talk about everything except their nuclear program. They want to talk about regional cooperation, they want to talk about the sanctions issues, and it seems like the western powers want to talk about nothing more than the nuclear issue.” WantSeemsIssuesNewsProgramWesternNuclearIranCooperationSanctionsBad NewsRegional Cooperation Author:Reza Aslan
“USA belongs to a handful of men who also control the media. Look at General Electric. It produces nuclear weapons for the Pentagon and also owns the NBC News cable channel, which is a very sophisticated censure apparatus, intrinsic to the system. It's genius. It's like an electronic cage around the nation which blocks information from getting through.” MenLooksNationsMediaInformationProduceGeniusWeaponsNewsNuclearBlockUsaNuclear WeaponsElectricSophisticatedCagesHandfulCablesCensurePentagonNbcGeneral ElectricNbc News Author:Gore Vidal
“The Republicans finally got some good news over the weekend. The North Koreans set off a nuclear bomb. Thank God. It was so powerful it knocked the Mark Foley story right off the front page. And knocked him off the page he was on, too.” StoriesPowerfulFrontsRepublicanNewsPagesMarkNuclearBombsThank GodWeekendGood NewsNorth KoreaKoreanNuclear BombNorth Korean Author:Jay Leno
“The Obama administration has revealed the size of America's nuclear arsenal. We have 1,000 warheads aimed at China, 1,000 aimed at Russia, and the rest aimed at Fox News.” AmericaNewsSizeChinaNuclearRussiaAdministrationFoxesArsenalFox News Author:Jay Leno
“Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.” MayFunnyWeaponsNewsIraqNuclearExpertsBombsSarcasticNuclear WeaponsGood NewsBad NewsCamelsNuclear BombGood News And Bad News Author:David Letterman
“I never turn on the news over the weekend, short of a nuclear detonation somewhere. I just don't. I don't learn anything from it anymore.” TurnsNewsNuclearWeekendTurn-on Author:Rush Limbaugh