“Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she's not under-qualified for.” MadeJobsFoundNewsFoxesQualifiedPalinAnalystsFox NewsDebut Author:David Letterman
“Sarah Palin is joining Fox News. The new slogan is 'hair and unbalanced.'” HairNewsFoxesSlogansJoiningPalinFox NewsUnbalanced Author:David Letterman
“Republican presidential hopeful Mike Hucka-BS is attacking actress Natalie Portman for getting pregnant without being married. It could get a little awkward if he runs into Sarah and Bristol Palin at Fox News.” IfsLittlesRunningRepublicanMarriedNewsActressesPresidentialHopefulAwkwardPregnantFoxesMikeAttackingBeing MarriedPalinFox NewsBristol Author:Jay Leno
“It's a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which means she'll probably quit after a year.” YearsMeanNewsQuittingContractsFoxesCommentatorsPalinFox NewsGreat Day Author:Craig Ferguson
“Earlier today, John McCain was in the news. John McCain gave his first press conference since the election. And he said, 'For a lot of people, Sarah Palin was an energizing factor during the campaign.' Unfortunately for McCain, those people are called Democrats.” PeopleFirstsSaidTodayNewsElectionPressesDemocratCampaignsFactorsConferencesMccainPalinPress ConferencesEnergizing Author:Conan O'Brien
“'Not again!' I thought to myself this morning, as news trickled out that John McCain was set to pick Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate. Not again, because too often women are promoted for the wrong reasons, and then blamed when things don't go right.” ReasonRunningRomanceMorningNewsPicksMatesGovernorsAlaskaMccainPalinWrong Reasons Author:Dee Dee Myers
“On August 28, 2010, Fox News messiah Glenn Beck hosted a 'Restoring Honor' revival meeting featuring sexy guest star Sarah Palin, much as Bob Hope would roll out Raquel Welch in white go-go boots on his U.S.O. tours to give our fighting men a morale lift in their khakis.” MenGivingFightingStarsWhiteHonorNewsMeetingsSexyLiftsGuestsBootsBobFoxesRevivalAugustMessiahPalinMoraleRestoringFox NewsGuest Stars Author:James Wolcott