“Mitt Romney is not going to run for president. Mitt said it's time for fresh faces. So that's good news for Bruce Jenner.” SaidRunningFacesPresidentNewsGood NewsRomney Author:David Letterman
“Tough Olympic news for the Romneys. Ann Romney's horse Rafalka did not advance to the Olympic finals. Apparently it was beat by a smooth-talking socialist horse from Kenya.” FunnyTalkingNewsBeatsToughHorseFinalsSocialistOlympicsSmoothRomneyKenyaLondon Olympics Author:Conan O'Brien
“Today New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie announced that he's endorsing Mitt Romney for president. It's good news for Romney. I mean, you always want Chris Christie on your side. Unless you're in a canoe.” WantMeanTodaySidesPresidentNewsGood NewsJerseyRomneyYour SideNew JerseyChristieEndorsing Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Rick Santorum beat Mitt Romney in three states on Tuesday. Got a huge amount of fundraising. That's the good news for Rick Santorum. The bad news: people are now Googling 'Santorum.'” PeopleStatesThreeHugeAmountNewsBeatsGood NewsRomneyBad NewsTuesdayFundraising Author:Bill Maher
“The president has declared that the debate over government-controlled health care is over. That will come as news to the millions of Americans who will elect Mitt Romney so we can repeal Obamacare.” GovernmentCarePresidentMillionsNewsDebateHealth CareControlledRomneyObamacare Author:Paul Ryan