“My parents didn't give me any scope to feel sorry for myself. They were just like 'go play with your brother, go climb a tree, go fall off your motorbike, do whatever you want. Don't come crying to us when you get scratched. You've got prosthetic legs - that's very nice.” WantGivingFeelsPlayFallParentNiceTreeCryBrotherGive MeSorryLegsClimbsScopeVery NiceYour BrotherDo Whatever You WantProstheticsMotorbike Author:Oscar Pistorius
“There was a time when I could walk down the street, Hollywood Boulevard or Beverly Drive, and somebody would come up to you and they would say, "Excuse me," and you'd barely hear them, and you'd turn around and you'd say, "Yeah, how you doing?" and they'd say, "I'm really sorry to bother you, but my aunt is a big fan of yours, and would you mind terribly if you'd just sign this paper," or whatever it is, and you're happy to do that, and the people are pretty nice about it.” PeopleIfsMindBigsTurnsWalksNiceFansStreetsPaperHollywoodYeahSorryCome UpExcuseBotherAuntUp To YouExcuse MeBoulevard Author:Billy Bob Thornton
“I'm not going to waste a second feeling sorry for myself because I'm not a bigger star than I am. I can walk down the street in most places in the world and I still drive really nice cars.” WorldStillsI CanFeelingsStarsWalksNiceStreetsCarWasteBiggerSorryReally NicePlaces In The WorldFeeling SorryNice Cars Author:Steve Earle
“If someone writes something shitty and you actually address them, most of the time they're just like, "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a big fan." And they're really nice people. When you're on the Internet, it's people's first instinct to just go after people.” PeopleIfsWritingFirstsBigsNiceFansInternetInstinctSorryAddressesI'm SorryReally NiceNice People Author:Aziz Ansari
“She got really mad a month ago, because she had e-mailed me a naked picture of herself - which is a nice thing to do - but then I messed up, and I accidentally forwarded that e-mail to both of my parents. Now, my girlfriend is furious, mortified, but I don't even care, 'cause now I have to call up my mother and say 'Mom, I am so sorry - that picture was just for dad.'” HumorCareFunnyMotherCausesParentNiceMomMonthsDadMadSorryNakedThings To DoGirlfriendMailMy GirlfriendNice ThingsFuriousMessed UpI Am So Sorry Author:Anthony Jeselnik