“My mum told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I'd ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying "Can I have a new bike?". He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.” HumorFunnyAsksGivenSexNiceDoorsAdviceDadMy DadUpsetMumSecretaryBedroomBikeBest TimesBest Advice Author:Jimmy Carr
“Well, you can do whatever you want, but just don’t call it inequality. Put the word poverty there. Because we have many rich people on our board, and when they see the word poverty that makes them feel good, because [it means] they’re really nice people who care about the poor. When they see the word inequality it makes them upset, because [it means] you want to take money from them.” PeopleMeanCarePoorPovertyRichNiceFeel GoodInequalityUpsetRich PeopleReally NiceNice People Author:Branko Milanovic
“It would be nice if Patrick Murphy was half as upset about Democrats removing God and Jerusalem from their platform, or booing when they were added back in, as he is pretending to be about our new tv ad which simply points out what happened.” IfsWould BeHalfNiceHappenedTvsDemocratUpsetPretendingAdsPlatformsBeing NiceJerusalemMurphyBooing Author:Allen West
“It's quite nice coming off doing a dark, upsetting scene. It's a relief that that's over with, and then you can get back to happy old Sophie.” DarkNiceSceneUpsetReliefGet BackSophie Author:Sophie Turner
“You really can't say things that upset someone in print and expect them to be nice and leave you their money. That's just not reasonable.” NiceUpsetReasonablePrintBeing Nice Author:Anne Roiphe