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“The presentation of the Golden Badge of the Movement is the highest honor the Third Reich has to offer.”

Movement Honor Offers Highest Thirds Golden Presentation Badges

Author:Hjalmar Schacht

“There is a fine line in the Third World between half a dozen customs officials waiting for you to offer them a bribe and half a dozen customs officials waiting for you to offer them a bribe so they can throw you in jail.”

World Waiting Lines Half Fine Offers Thirds Officials Customs Jail Dozen Third World Bribe Waiting For You Fine Lines

Book:All the Trouble in the World: The Lighter Side of Overpopulation, Famine, Ecological Disaster, Ethnic Hatred, Plague, and Poverty

Source: All the Trouble in the World: The Lighter Side of Overpopulation, Famine, Ecological Disaster, Ethnic Hatred, Plague, and Poverty

“The three most disastrous inventions of our time have been the birth control pill, the camera and nuclear weaponry. The first offers sex in terms of sterility, the second reality in terms of fantasy, and the third security in terms of destruction.”

“The happy sequence culminating in fellowship with God is penitence, pardon, and peace - the first we offer, the second we accept, and the third we inherit.”

Firsts Accepting Offers Thirds Sequence Fellowship Pardon Penitence Fellowship With God

Author:Charles Brent

“A heavenly portal is a spherical opening of light that offers divine protection by which angels and heavenly beings can come and go, without demonic interference. God has designed portals to begin in the third Heaven, travel through the second Heaven, and open upon Earth.”

Light Earth Heaven Divine Offers Angel Thirds Protection Opening Heavenly Comes And Goes Interference Portal Demonic Divine Protection Heavenly Beings

Author:John Paul Jackson

“The Soviet Union represents a threat in terms of might. It is a joke in terms of its economy and what it has to offer the Third World - a laughingstock to countries that are looking for an economic-development model.”

World Country Might Term Economy Economic Development Offers Models Jokes Thirds Unions Threat Soviet Soviet Union Third World Economic Development

Author:Jack Kemp

“In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.”

Two Humor Choices Fighting Situation Laughing Modern Mankind Offers Thirds Crisis Alternatives Modern Times Two Choices Prehistoric Times Of Crisis Prehistoric Times

Book:2100 Laughs for All Occasions: Short, Sharp, Topical, and Funny--Arranged in Categories for Reading, Telling, Laughing

Source: 2100 Laughs for All Occasions: Short, Sharp, Topical, and Funny--Arranged in Categories for Reading, Telling, Laughing

“If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: 'I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day.' When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.”

Ifs Used Emotion Sacrifice Offers Thirds Anger Angry Cures Used To Be Thirty Fourth Anger Management

Author:Epictetus

“I offer Emily half of my hit of acid- Love Saves the Day. It's my second or third time tripping, Emily's first, and she's understandably trepid. Awake all night, at one point I find her touching her reflection in a cruelly lit dorm bathroom, asking if she'll ever be the same. I kiss her then for the first time and whisper, No.”

Ifs Firsts Night Half Offers Kissing Reflection First Time Thirds Asking Awake Touching Bathroom Lit All Night Acid Emily Tripping Third Time Dorms Emily's

Book:Another Bullshit Night in Suck City

Source: Another Bullshit Night in Suck City

“if you offer wisdom from a third party, it seems less arrogant and more acceptable.”

Ifs Seems Party Offers Thirds Acceptable Arrogant Third Parties

Book:The last lecture

Source: The last lecture

“Newton's Third Law of Conversation, if it existed, would hold that every statement implies an equal and opposite statement. To say that I'd turned the offer down raised the possibility that I might not have done.”

Ifs Done Might Law Possibility Offers Conversation Equal Opposites Thirds Raised Statements Newton

Book:The Gun Seller

Source: The Gun Seller