“He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first period. He wrote poems too. It's my personal belief that if men are writing poems, they're making up for something else like a big hair back, or one ball. Not that one ball is a bad thing. Especially since I don't know any females who are dying to their their hands on a set of balls. The way I see it, the less balls, the better.” IfsKnowsMenWayWritingFirstsFeelingsHumorHandsBigsFunnyBeliefEmotionTalkingMinutesDyingHairPeriodsFemaleBallsProfoundBad ThingsMaking UpLove For HerWriting PoemsPersonal BeliefsBig HairProfound Love Author:Chelsea Handler
“That's Al Qaeda's new plan: to destroy America one period at a time.” HumorFunnyAmericaPlansPeriodsAlsAl Qaeda Author:Chelsea Handler
“Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.” HumorFunnyReadyPeriodsBulletsMaxDodge Author:George Lopez
“In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.” EndsHumorSchoolFunnyCrimePeriodsSentencesBells Author:Steven Wright