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“I recently bought a cat, but took it back a day later because our personalities clashed.”

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Author:David Mitchell

“From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she needs good looks. From 35 to 55 she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.”

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Author:Sophie Tucker

“The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.”

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Author:Jane Wagner

“I am a deeply superficial person.”

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Author:Andy Warhol

“If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?”

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Author:George Carlin

“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”

“Of course I can do this. I'm pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn't change my personality.”

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Book:Christine Feehan Ghostwalkers Novels 6-9

Source: Christine Feehan Ghostwalkers Novels 6-9