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“I'm sure that all the drivers and motorcycle police had once been racing drivers and were eager to get back to that profession.”

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Book:On My Own: The Years Since The White House

Source: On My Own: The Years Since The White House

“A black, a Puerto Rican and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The police.”

Black Car Police Driving Mexican

Author:Muhammad Ali

“I found while driving in Wyoming that wearing a stetson and driving a beat-up pickup meant you could go as fast as you like, while the police picked up Californian winnebagos that went one mph over 55. After all, they wanted to bring money into the state, not merely circulate it.”

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Author:Terry Pratchett

“I think you have to be extremely strong to be in the police and I couldn't do that at all. I get nervous when a police car is driving past me when I'm in the car, pondering what they're doing or going to.”

Thinking Past Strong Car Police Driving Nervous Pondering Police Cars

Author:Yasmin Paige

“A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, Got stuck, huh? The truck driver says, No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.”

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Author:Bill Engvall

“Our family really didn't have a car; we had my dad's police cruiser. Later he got a Buick, and that's what I was driving when I had a wreck. I'm lucky it was as big and strong as it was, because that Buick is what saved my life.”

Bigs Strong Car Dad Lucky Police My Dad Saved Driving Our Family Wrecks

Author:Burt Reynolds

“You see somebody like me, as young as I was at the time, driving around the inner city of Newark, and to them [police] it doesn't make sense. I've been illegally searched [and had] my car illegally searched. [I've] been handcuffed for no reason. You get in enough of those situations.”

Reason Enough Young Cities Situation Car Police Driving Like Me Make Sense No Reason Inner City Newark

Author:Michael B. Jordan

“Are you in the car that's almost caused three accidents on North Vance?" Hannah asked. "Because I'm following you with my lights flashing, and whoever's driving isn't pulling over." "Let him go," Claire said. "Trust me. You aren't going to get him to stop." "Oh, God. It's Myrnin, isn't it?" "Tell that police lady to stop chasing me," Myrnin said, annoyed, from the front seat. "Really, I'm not THAT bad at this.”

Said Light Three Car Fronts Police Following Accidents Driving Seats Pulling Chasing Trust Me Annoyed Claire Myrnin Let Him Go Myrnin And Claire Chasing Me

Author:Rachel Caine

“Do you ever sing in the car?" "Generally not. But I am driving a police car." "I think people would like a singing policeman. Makes life seem more like a musical. Like Foot-tastic." "You can talk for a long time about nothing." "I certainly can, you charming man!”

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Author:Maureen Johnson

“Speed Limit – A sign that tells you at what speed the car that's rapidly fading from view in your rearview mirror is going; a law that provides the sole means of support for many small-town police departments.”

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Author:Richard Turner

“People that have a police car behind them pulling them over should put on their hazard lights and continue slowly driving to the nearest densely populated public place, such as a supermarket or shopping center. Pull over outside the busy entrance and start your video camera. Inform the police officer that you are video recording and very slowly give the requested documentation. Exercise your legal right to silence while the many independent witnesses video record the unexpected stop that rudely interrupts your day. If you are given a ticket, choose to go to court. It will give you time to obtain independent legal advice about the allegation.”

“If you drove fast enough the photos of your numberplate would be too blurred to read.”

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Book:Losing our Marbles?

Source: Losing our Marbles?