“Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.” GivingAgeFunnyPoliticsHumorousGive MePhilosophicalAgingWittyChastityFunny SexHippo Author:Saint Augustine
“If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: 'President Can't Swim.'” IfsPoliticalPoliticsPresidentWaterMorningHumorousRiversProfoundInsaneJournalismSwimSwimmingAfternoonHeadlinesSwimmerPresidents DayPoliticians And PoliticsNewspapers JournalismSink Or SwimSunny Afternoon Author:Lyndon B. Johnson
“Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.” WorldInspirationalTruthPoliticalPoliticsFreedomDangerousStupidDangerIgnoranceKingsHumorousYogaWittyStupidityFoolishCivil RightsAfrican AmericanMinistersPearls Of WisdomSincereActivistFoolishnessSkepticalCivil Rights MovementPeace And JusticePeace JusticeSillinessBeing StupidStupidity And IgnoranceDangerous WorldKings And LoveGood KingsKnowledge And IgnorancePeople StupidityConscientiousnessStupidity And IntelligenceAfrican American Civil RightsCivil Rights LeadersConscientious Objectors Author:Martin Luther King, Jr.
“The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.” HumorFunnyPoliticalPoliticsDifferencesPoorPartyRepublicanHumorousDemocratGreedCorruption Author:Oscar Levant
“What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.” CountryPoliticalPoliticsDemocracyRepublicanHumorousDemocraticDemocratCongressman Author:Bill Maher
“Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.” HumorFunnyPoliticsHistoryTasteLaughterHumorousWittyBrokeUnderestimateBad TasteAmerican LeadershipAmerican Strength Author:H. L. Mencken
“The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.” GovernmentPoliticalPoliticsPartyLibertyRepublicanProveHumorousDemocratRemoveSmarterLawnsProve ItUrban Planning Author:P. J. O'Rourke