“The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.”
Quote by P. J. O'Rourke
Author
P. J. O'Rourke
P. J. O'Rourke, born on November 14, 1947, is a renowned satirical writer known for his humorous and satirical commentary on political and social issues. His distinctive writing style, characterized by wit and sharpness, has won him a wide readership. more
You May Also Like
“Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.”
Source: Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People
“Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.”
Source: Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People
Source: Parliament of Whores-Open Mark
“Never fight an inanimate object.”
Source: Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People
“Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.”
“Never wear anything that panics the cat.”
Source: Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People