“I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.” TryingKindTogetherHousePresidentWhiteComedyWhite House Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation.” SaidNationsPresidentRealizingComedyBuildingCampaignsNation Building Author:Al Franken
“George W. Bush gave a commencement speech at Southern Methodist University this weekend. It was pretty inspirational. He said, 'As I like to tell the 'C' students, you too can be president.' Even George W. Bush has George W. Bush comedy material in his act.” SaidPresidentComedyStudentsMaterialsSpeechUniversitySouthernWeekendCommencementMethodistsCommencement Speech Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg apparently called President Obama directly to complain about NSA and how it spies on ordinary Americans. That's right, the guy who runs Facebook got mad at the NSA for spying on people. Talk about the pot unfriending the kettle!” PeopleRunningGuyPoliticsPresidentCommunityLeadershipJusticeComedyPolicyOrdinaryEthicsConstitutionMarkMadHuman RightsSocial MediaTerrorismComplainingIdeologyPotPresident ObamaFree SpeechFoundersSpyDisobedienceCivil DisobedienceNsaKettlesZuckerberg Author:Jimmy Fallon
“What's with the poverty Tourette's? Why do these two think we need a hobo for president?” ThinkingNeedsTwoRealityPoliticsPresidentMoneyClassPovertyComedyStrategyVotingTourettesHobos Author:Jon Stewart
“The Republicans tend to choose the candidate who came in second place in the last election, and Democrats tend to move on. Ask President Ed Muskie how it worked out to be the front-runner. Ask President Howard Dean how it worked out.” LastsMovingAsksPoliticsPresidentLeadershipComedyFrontsRepublicanElectionStrategyDemocratIdeologyCandidatesRunnersDeanPartisanshipSecond Place Author:Brian Schweitzer
“Donald Trump announced today he is running for president of the United States. Traditionally that means six more weeks of comedy.” MeanStatesRunningTodayPresidentUnitedUnited StatesComedyWeekTrumpSix Author:Conan O'Brien
“In the 1990s, it's OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It's acceptable to ridicule the Pope or the President of the United States, but God forbid you do a joke... about gays. The gay community is the last sacred cow in this society.” StatesLastsPresidentCommunitySpaceUnitedUnited StatesComedyGayJokesSacredDisasterCowsAcceptablePopeRidiculeThis SocietyChernobylSpace ShuttleBlowing UpGay CommunitySacred Cows Author:Sam Kinison