“If we don't cut expensive things like Head Start, child nutrition programs, and teachers, what sort of future are we leaving for our children?” IfsChildrenTeacherCuttingProgramOur ChildrenLeavingExpensiveNutritionHead Start Author:Stephen Colbert
“My priority is to turn people - especially kids - on to sports and being active so they don't even have to think about it being good for their health. If people participate for the fun of it, and believe me - it is fun, then fitness programs will be much more successful.” PeopleIfsThinkingBelieveKidsTurnsFunSportsSuccessfulProgramActiveBe GoodPrioritiesBelieve In Me Author:Alan Thicke
“The program is only the excuse to get you to watch the advertising. Without the ads there would be no programs. Advertising is the true content of television and if it does not remain so, then advertisers will cease to support the medium, and television will cease to exist as the popular entertainment it presently is.” IfsDoeWould BeWatchesSupportTelevisionProgramEntertainmentExcuseCeaseMediumsAdvertisingAdsAdvertisersPopular Entertainment Author:Jerry Mander
“Republicans don't have to accept evolution, economics, climatology, or human sexuality, but I just watched a week of their national convention, and I need them to admit the historical existence of George W. Bush. If your party can run the nation for eight years and then have a national convention and not invite Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Colin Powell, Karl Rove, or Tom DeLay, you're not a political movement, you're the witness protection program.” IfsNeedsYearsHumansRunningPoliticalNationsPartyExistenceAcceptingWeekMovementEvolutionRepublicanProgramEconomicsHistoricalEightSexualityProtectionWitnessInvitesConventionsTomsDelayPolitical Movements Author:Bill Maher
“Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson star. I neglected to mention that, maybe because I was trying to place them in this review's version of the Witness Protection Program. If I were taken off the movie beat and assigned to cover the interior design of bowling alleys, I would have some idea of how they must have felt as they made this film.” IfsTryingMadeIdeasFilmStarsFeltTakenDesignBeatsProgramProtectionVersionsWitnessReviewsInteriorsNeglectedKateInterior DesignAlleysMatthewBowlingBowling Alleys Book:Your Movie Sucks Source: Your Movie Sucks
“The ‘Great Society’ has not worked and it’s put us into the modern welfare state. If you look at China, they don’t have food stamps. If you look at China, they’re in a very different situation. They save for their own retirement security…they don’t have the modern welfare state and China’s growing. And so what I would do is look at the programs that LBJ gave us with the Great Society and they’d be gone.” IfsLooksDifferentStatesSituationGoneGrowingModernSecurityProgramChinaWelfareRetirementStampsWelfare StateFood StampsGreat SocietyLbj Author:Michele Bachmann
“If we die, we want people to accept it. We are in a risky business, and we hope that if anything happens to us, it will not delay the program. The conquest of space is worth the risk of life.” PeopleIfsWantLifeInspirationalHappensDeathDiesHopeSpaceAcceptingRiskDiscoveryProgramAcceptedThings HappenMeaning Of LifeLife And DeathExplorationExploringDelayConquestAstronautRisky Business Author:Gus Grissom
“If Tal would learn to program himself properly, then it would become quite impossible to play against him.” IfsPlayImpossibleProgram Author:Mikhail Botvinnik
“When you go to a church and you see the pastor of that church with a philosophy and a program that's designed to bring black people together and elevate black people, join that church. Join that church. If you see where the NAACP is preaching and practicing that which is designed to make black nationalism materialize, join the NAACP. Join any kind of organization, civic, religious, fraternal, political, or otherwise that's based on lifting the black man up and making him master of his own community.” PeopleIfsMenKindPhilosophyTogetherPastPoliticalBlackCommunityChurchReligiousMastersProgramOrganizationNationalismBlack PeoplePreachingPastorLiftingCivicsFraternalNaacpBlack Nationalism Author:Malcolm X
“The views of the Earth are really beautiful. If you've ever seen a space IMAX movie, that's really what it looks like. I wish I'd had more time just to sit and look out the window with a map, but our science program kept us very busy in the lab most of the time.” IfsLooksEarthBeautifulWishSpaceViewsProgramWindowBusyMapsMore TimeSpace ExplorationLabsReally Beautiful Author:David M. Brown
“Alternatively, suppose Qaddafi winds up hanging from a lamppost in his favorite party dress. If you're a Third World dictator, what lessons would you draw? Qaddafi was the thug who came in from the cold, the one who (in the wake of Saddam's fall) renounced his nuclear program and was supposedly rehabilitated in the chancelleries of the West. He was a strong partner in the war on terrorism, according to U.S. diplomats. And what did Washington do? They overthrew him anyway.” IfsWorldWarPoliticalFallStrongPartyWindColdLessonsDrawsProgramThirdsDressesWestTerrorismNuclearPartnersDictatorSaddamThird WorldWar On TerrorThugDiplomatsWar On Terrorism Author:Mark Steyn