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“Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?”

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Author:Bo Burnham

“When it comes to racism, you hear people say, "I don't care if people are white, black, purple or green." Hold on, now, purple or green? Come on now, you gotta draw the line somewhere.”

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Author:Mitch Hedberg

“Why can't we have racism that's ignorant but nice? You could have stereotypes that are positive about race. You could say, "Those Chinese people, they can fly!" "You know about the Puerto Ricans? They're made of candy!"”

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Author:Louis C. K.

“The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities.”

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Author:Mindy Kaling

“Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?”

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Author:Chris Rock

“I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.”

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Author:Sarah Silverman

“I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.”

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Author:Bill Cosby

“She didn’t mean anything by it,' the markhor explained like how racism is perpetuated and exonerated through faulty reasoning”

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Book:A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites

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