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“Cardinal Dolan, of course, has a very, very hard job: trying to hold up Catholic family values in sexually liberal New York City. I'm not saying New York is the Gay Mecca. But it's at least Gay-rusalem.”

“When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'”

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Author:Stephen King

“It's an incredible con job when you think about it, to believe something now in exchange for something after death. Even corporations with their reward systems don't try to make it posthumous.”

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Author:Gloria Steinem

“Religion enables us to ignore nothingness and get on with the jobs of life.”

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Book:Self-consciousness: memoirs

Source: Self-consciousness: memoirs

“I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it.”

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Book:The letters of Virginia Woolf

Source: The letters of Virginia Woolf