“The workman cut to the left, still laying on his horn, and roared around the drunkenly weaving limousine. He invited the driver of the limo to perform an illegal sex act on himself. To engage in oral congress with various rodents and birds. He articulated his own proposal that all persons of Negro blood return to their native continent. He expressed his sincere belief in the position the limo driver's soul would occupy in the afterlife. He finished by saying that he believed he had met the limodriver's mother in a New Orleans house of prostitution.” PersonsStillsSoulMotherHouseBeliefLeftSexCuttingBloodPositionReturnMetsBirdCongressVariousFinishedNativeIllegalDriversSincereAfterlifeContinentsInvitedNew OrleansHornsProposalProstitutionWeavingWorkmenRodentsLimosLimousines Author:Stephen King
“The beaver, which has come to represent Canada as the eagle does the United States and the lion Britain, is a flat-tailed, slow-witted, toothy rodent known to bite off it's own testicles or to stand under its own falling trees.” DoeStatesFallUnitedKnownUnited StatesTreeHumorousBritainCanadaFlatsLionsBitesEaglesBeaversTesticlesRodentsCanada DayCanada FunnyHappy Canada DayCanada Being Great Book:Portrait of Canada Source: Portrait of Canada
“The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight.” LittlesGodHumorFunnyBornPayHumorousLawyerCoatsRatsFurMolesOversightRodentsFur CoatsGood Lawyer Author:Erma Bombeck
“With the exception of certain rodents, no other vertebrate except Homo sapiens habitually destroys members of his own species.” CertainHumanityMembersSpeciesExceptionHomo SapiensRodentsVertebrates Author:Anthony Storr
“I always play these rodent type characters - skittish and hyper like a chipmunk. It's a complete act though. I'm a very normal person.” PersonsPlayCharacterTypeNormalHyperRodentsChipmunks Author:Ethan Embry