“What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.” KnowsShouldTwoHumorFunnySeaRiversFishesBoatTwo ThingsLakesFishingChickensPenguinsFish Tanks Author:Dave Attell
“No human being, however great, or powerful, was ever so free as a fish.” HumansHuman BeingsPowerfulSeaRiversFishesBoatLakesFishingAnglingGreat FishingFish Tanks Book:Selections from the Writings of John Ruskin Source: Selections from the Writings of John Ruskin
“Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.” KnowsSeaStupidFishesDumbChickensReality TvPop StarsStupidestReally StupidTunaBeing StupidNewlywedsFish TanksStupid CelebrityI Was StupidReally DumbStupid FunnyStupidest CelebrityDumbest CelebrityDumb CelebrityDumb BlondeSilly StupidDitzyTuna Fish Author:Jessica Simpson
“I'm going to gut you like a fish.” SeaRiversFishesBoatBoxingGutsLakesFishingFish Tanks Author:Mike Tyson
“Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.” YearsHumorFunnyLastsLinesSeaRiversCaughtFishesBoatLakesFishingLast YearFishermanFly FishingAnglingFish TanksCatching Fish Author:Steven Wright
“The guerrilla must move amongst the people as a fish swims in the sea.” PeopleMovingSeaMilitaryFishesSwimAnarchyHeresyGuerrillasFish TanksGuerrilla Warfare Author:Mao Zedong