“Most of sex is psychological - most of it is between our ears and not between our legs.” SexWomenEarsLegsPsychological Author:Joy Browne
“The bicycle... has been responsible for more movement in manners and morals than anything since Charles the Second. Under its influence, wholly or in part, have blossomed weekends, strong nerves, strong legs, strong language... equality of sex, good digestion and professional occupation - in four words, the emanicipation of women.” Has BeensLanguageStrongSexMoralFourInfluenceMovementResponsibleLegsMannersNervesOccupationWeekendBicycleCyclingDigestionGood DigestionStrong Legs Author:John Galsworthy
“The greatest sex toy ever invented may be the telephone. Sometimes there's nothing more erotic than a disembodied voice, no question more tantalizing than a whispered 'What are you wearing?' Especially when you can make up the answer. On the phone your hair always looks great, your legs are always shaved, your worst pair of underwear becomes a silk negligee.” LooksMaySometimesSexVoiceAnswersWorstHairPhonesLegsPairsToysTelephonesEroticUnderwearSilkTantalizing Author:Meghan Daum
“In the 1920's it was legs. My God, women hadn't shown their legs for 2000 years.” YearsSexLegs Author:Robert Christopher Riley
“Sex always has consequences. When Hitler's mother spread her legs that night, she effectively canceled out the spreading of fifteen to twenty million other pairs of legs.” MotherNightSexMillionsConsequenceTwentiesLegsSpreadPairsFifteen Author:George Carlin
“He [the King of Morocco] spends half his time asleep and the rest of it buried between the legs of the fairer sex.” SexHalfKingsLegsBuriedMorocco Author:Mohammed Reza Pahlavi
“Ma'am, I'm not tryin' to be sexy. Ah didn't have any clear idea of trying to sell sex. It's just my way of expressin' how I feel when I move around. It's all leg movement. I don't do nothin' with my body.” WayFeelsTryingIdeasBodyMovingSexClearMovementSellsLegsSexyMy Way Author:Elvis Presley
“I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl's leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.” ThinkingTryingImportantMatterHardGirlSexLaughingDogLetting GoImportant ThingsLegsShakesNeighborhoodNever Let Go Author:Steve Martin
“I'm having a mid-life crisis, so I thought instead of having sex with a stranger, I'd just get a new haircut. It's good clean fun without all the messy emotional baggage. It's just a haircut folks! It's not like I had an eye removed, or a leg added on! Live a little... it'll grow back!” LittlesEyeFunSexGrowsEmotionalCrisisCleanFolksLegsStrangerMessyBaggageHaircutsHaving SexLife CrisisMid Life CrisisEmotional BaggageNew Haircut Author:Ed Robertson