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“The Republicans, with their crazed Reagan fixation, are a last-gasp party, living posthumously, fighting battles on sex, race, immigration and public education long ago won by the other side. They're trying to roll back the clock, but time is passing them by.”

Trying Long Lasts Fighting Sex Sides Party Race Republican Battle Immigration Passing Passings Clock Long Ago Public Education Fixation Fighting Battles

Author:Maureen Dowd

“And why is it "homophobic" for Senate Republicans to look askance at sex in public bathrooms? Is the Times claiming that sodomy in public bathrooms is the essence of being gay? I thought gays just wanted to get married to one another and settle down in the suburbs so they could visit each other in the hospital.”

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Author:Ann Coulter

“An old interview of Arnold Schwartzenegger has surfaced where he admits to smoking a lot of pot and having sex with hookers. Finally a Republican all Californians can get behind.”

Sex Behinds Republican Interviews Smoking Pot Having Sex Californians

Author:David Letterman

“Sex and commerce are fine things, but man cannot live by Viagra and the Dow Jones alone. A life led collecting things and experiences in pursuit of happiness is not necessarily a bad life, but it's not a good life either. Too often, the Democrats act like the Party of Lust, and the Republicans the Party of Greed. Both are deadly sins that eat at the soul.”

Source: Crunchy Cons: The New Conservative Counterculture and Its Return to Roots

“In your ordered verdict of guilty, you have trampled under foot every vital principle of our government. My natural rights, my civil rights, my political rights, my judicial rights are all alike ignored. Robbed of the fundamental privilege of citizenship, I am degraded from the status of a citizen to that of a subject; and not only myself individually, but all of my sex, are, by your honor's verdict, doomed to political subjection under this, so-called, form of government.”

“I just don't think a lot of Republicans like it when single women have sex.”

Thinking Sex Republican Single Women

Author:Bill Maher

“Did you know that 10% of all Americans have not had sex in 5 years? I didn't know there were so many Republicans.”

Knows Years Sex Republican Did You Know

Author:Jay Leno

“May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!”

May Sex Democracy Republican Democrat Income

Author:Johnny Carson