“People have told me to have sex when i feel the desire to, but right now i have no desire to pull my pants down in front of a girl.” PeopleFeelsDesireGirlSexFrontsRight NowPants Author:Zac Hanson
“You have no idea, especially in green screen, what movie you're doing. You really don't. And then, you see the movie and you're like, "Oh, my god, I'm on a cliff right now! I'm having sex right now! I thought I was dancing."” IdeasSexRight NowGreenDancingScreensNo IdeaCliffsDoing YouHaving Sex Author:Josh Brolin
“Sexuality is important, but it's certainly not the most interesting or important thing happening to you right now. We live in a world that tells us that there are only two important things. One is the acquisition of goods and the other is either the acquisition or avoidance of sex, but it turns out that the question of who's a virgin and who's a virgout is not the most interesting question.” WorldTwoImportantTurnsSexInterestingRight NowHappeningsImportant ThingsSexualityThings HappenGoodsVirginsMost InterestingAcquisitionAvoidance Author:John Green
“If I found myself alone on planet Earth, no other humans, I would have sex with a monkey in like two minutes. Two minutes. That's really not long enough to be sure you're alone on the Earth, even. That's like... I walk outside, it's- there's not much traffic. "Oh, my God, it's just me! I'm gonna have sex with a monkey right now. Oh, no-there's a person."” IfsHumansPersonsLongTwoEnoughEarthFunnyFoundSexWalksComedyMinutesPlanetsRight NowTrafficMonkeysPlanet Earth Author:Louis C. K.
“I get all excited when I think that someone's 1-900 sex call from a cell phone might be passing through my body right now.” ThinkingBodyMightSexRight NowPhonesExcitedPassingPassingsCellsCell PhonePassing Through Author:David Henry