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“Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours.”

Might Sex Can Do Hours Minutes Seven Rounds Skiing Good Sex

Author:Spalding Gray

“I used to be jealous; I'm not jealous anymore. And a miracle happened to me, because if you're jealous, it's a cancer, it's a plague on your spirit, it really is. And I actually cured jealousy in a very weird way - I cured it with mathematics. And I'm not a math person at all, but I've been with my wife for about seven years, so we have had sex probably, I'd like to think, like, 9 million times or, at least, 1,500. So, the way I figured it, if she goes out and screws some other guy once - I'm still winning.”

“I'm all for sex. Seven nights a week. Days, too.”

Night Sex Week Seven

Book:How to be funny: discovering the comic you

Source: How to be funny: discovering the comic you

“I have been celibate for about six or seven months, I think. I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex. I'm single. I said I would be single for a year and I am.”

Thinking Years Has Beens Said Would Be Sex Months Kissing Six Seven Make Out Seven Months

Author:Paris Hilton