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“I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I'd rather have sex with Brian all the time than leave the house. He doesn't mind.”

Years Mind House Sex Boys Brian Libido Sex Drive

Author:Megan Fox

“Junk turns the user into a plant. Plants do not feel pain since pain has no function in a stationary organism. Junk is a pain killer. A plant has no libido in the human or animal sense. Junk replaces the sex drive. Seeding is the sex of the plant and the function of opium is to delay seeding. Perhaps the intense discomfort of withdrawal is the transition from plant back to animal, from a painless, sexless, timeless state back to sex and pain and time, from death back to life.”

Feels Humans States Pain Turns Sex Animal Function Plant Intense Transition Killers Users Organisms Timeless Delay Discomfort Junk Withdrawal Opium Stationary Painless Libido Sex Drive

Author:William S. Burroughs

“People thought I was a charlatan and a nut. The doctors were against me -- they said that working out with weights would give people heart attacks and they would lose their sex drive.”

People Giving Heart Said Sex Loses Doctors Weight Work Out Nuts They Said Heart Attack Charlatans Sex Drive

Author:Jack LaLanne

“Like sex drives, card tricks, and the weather, computers tend to be discussed in terms of results rather than processes, which makes them rather scary.”

Sex Process Term Results Computer Scary Tricks Weather Cards Sex Drive Card Tricks

Book:All You Know is Facts

Source: All You Know is Facts

“That's the great thing about a sense of humor and a sex drive, you can't wait to share it with everybody else.”

Sex Waiting Share Great Things Sense Of Humor Sex Drive

Author:Dolly Parton

“The sex drive is one of the most fundamental human urges, and throughout history, there have been laws regulating what is considered acceptable sexual behavior. In the past century, the law has had trouble keeping up with changing social and moral standards.”

Humans Has Beens Past Law Social Sex Moral Trouble Century Behavior Standards Fundamentals Urges Acceptable Sex Drive

Author:Terry Gross

“I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.”

Needs Humor Funny Sex Comedy Saved Addict Heroines Having Sex Sex Drive Sex Maniac

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?”

Turns Sex Causes Loss Despair Mouths Dry Apathy Cynicism Skepticism Sleeplessness Sex Drive

Author:Al Franken