“I bet that if you actually read the entire vastness of the U.S. Tax Code, you'd find at least one sex scene . . .” IfsSexSceneTaxesCodeVastness Author:Dave Barry
“What Mae West said about sex is true about taxes. All tax cuts are good tax cuts; even bad tax cuts are good tax cuts.” SaidSexCuttingTaxesWestTax CutsMae Author:Grover Norquist
“Money is a topic that touches all races, all religions, all sexes, all ages, all tax brackets. It's a universal language that truly has been held up to us in society as a thing that determines whether we are successful, worthy, whether we have contributed something to life or not.” Has BeensAgeLanguageSexRaceSuccessfulTaxesUniversalDetermineWorthyTopicsUniversal LanguageBrackets Author:Suze Orman
“If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license.” IfsKnowsSexTaxesDuesDriversLicense Author:Ray Romano
“The House okayed the gasoline tax cut, which will increase the deficit, line the pockets of the oil companies, and hurt the environment; Dole said that if there was just some way this could interfere with people's sex lives, it would be perfect legislation.” PeopleIfsWaySaidWould BeHouseSexHurtLinesPerfectCompanyEnvironmentCuttingTaxesIncreaseOilPocketsInterfereLegislationDeficitTax CutsGasolineOil Companies Author:Bill Maher