“One of the leading causes of divorce is sexual incompatibility. Why not mandate premarital sex, overseen, of course, by the Marriage Board to ensure that it was carried out and completed as required? The final exam question could be: "Was it good for you two?" For good measure, the engaged couple should be required to work together on a home improvement project like installing a kitchen sink or finishing a basement. That's the ultimate test of a marital relationship.” ShouldTwoHomeTogetherCoursesSexCausesCoupleProjectsTestsUltimateFinalsDivorceImprovementBoardsEngagedKitchenWorking TogetherWhy NotFinishingMandatesBasementsExamIncompatibilityLeading CausesKitchen SinksHome ImprovementFinal Exams Author:Mike Rosen
“I am over-run, jungled in my bed, I am infested with a menagerie of desires: my heart is eaten by a dove, a cat scrambles in the cave of my sex, hounds in my bed obey a whipmaster who cries nothing but havoc as the hours test my endurance with an accumulation of tortures. Who, if I cried, would hear me among the angelic orders?” IfsHeartRunningDesireOrderSexHoursCryMy HeartBedCatTestsSensualityTortureEnduranceCriedCavesAccumulationDoveAngelicHoundsHavocMenagerie Author:Elizabeth Smart
“Affirmative action was designed originally for "women and other minorities" but the phrase has become just another tortured euphemism. Female conscientiousness and eagerness to please have always made women good students and natural test takers. Jews have gloried in scholarship throughout the ages, and Asians of both sexes score so high on SATs and IQ tests that they regard affirmative action as an impediment. Affirmative action really means favoritism for blacks for the sake of racial peace, but the favor is pure chimera, and so, increasingly, is the peace.” MeanMadeAgeActionSexNaturalRaceStudentsPleasePureFemaleTestsRegardSakeJewFavorsPhrasesSatScoreMinoritiesReally MeanScholarshipAffirmative ActionAffirmativeImpedimentsEagernessEuphemismGood StudentsChimeraFavoritismConscientiousness Author:Florence King
“Writers of either gender ought to be able to do the opposite sex-that's one basic test of competence, after all.” AbleSexOughtTestsOppositesGenderCompetence Book:Conversations with Julian Barnes Source: Conversations with Julian Barnes