Best Snarky Remarks Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

Source: Then Comes a Drifter

“She glared at me as if I’d accused her of something, which I only occasionally did and never to her face.”

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Source: Mortal Tether

“Sierra clenched her jaw for a moment before responding. “We’re grabbing food. That in no way constitutes a date. Invite whoever you want to join, see if I give a damn.”

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Book:Forged Alliances

Source: Forged Alliances

“Didn’t your mother ever tell you that staring at someone in the way you are for too long is almost as rude as pointing at them?” BAM…WAM AND ALAKAZAM. It was out before I could stop myself.”

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Book:Damned

Source: Damned

“People who use snark attacks confuse cleverness with cruelty.”

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Author:Debra Crown

“Is that any way for a lady to sit?" Aldrik teased. "I am a lady, and I am sitting this way: therefore, yes.”

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Book:Water's Wrath

Source: Water's Wrath

“You like my forearms? No, not yours in particular. I mean, they're fine. Just, it's a sexy body part. I totally agree. I just didn't know girls liked them too. Oh, yes, Daniel. All girls like forearms. Every single one. No really, I've asked all of us and we all agree. We don't even agree about whether or not the long arm of the law should be able to reach into our vaginas, but we agree about forearms.”

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Book:In the Middle of Somewhere

Source: In the Middle of Somewhere

“With a curse, Zaynab followed. "If I've not said it lately, I think I hate you." "You know, for a magical being, you have a terrible sense of adventure," Nahri replied, touching one of the eddies of paint, a blue swell that looked like a wave.”

Humor Snarky Remarks Nahri Zaynab

Book:The Kingdom of Copper

Source: The Kingdom of Copper

“Ah yes…” He made an exaggerated nod. “I was supposed to be filling you in on Nangí’s story.” He winked at me playfully, as I kept up my glare. “Now, where should I begin?” “Tell you what, let me get you started,” I came back. “Once upon a time, there was this über-creepy old man—who looks like he lives in a haunted shack and eats small children for breakfast—and I decided to make him my new best friend becaaauuse… Okay, your turn.”

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Book:Relativity

Source: Relativity

“You catch more flies with honey, ever heard of that?" He shrugged. "I don't like flies. They're annoying." He grinned "I'd rather catch hell.”

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Book:Cold Blood

Source: Cold Blood

“Halil snorted. "If you have courage, I am a donkey." "That has always been my personal opinion of you, but I never expected you to agree with me.”

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Book:Now I Rise

Source: Now I Rise

“If all the world's a stage, then it's missing a few planks.”

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Author:John Fogarty

“God may forgive you if He chooses, but not I. Au revoir.”

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Book:On Agate Hill

Source: On Agate Hill

“I could feel the heat rising in my cheeks. 'We spent one night together.' 'You had sex then?' 'No we crocheted a quilt.' I cocked my head to side and gave him my nastiest glare." Lorelei Preston to Agent Brody-The Wild Hunt”

Humor Sarcasm Snarky Remarks

Book:The Wild Hunt

Source: The Wild Hunt

“You took so long I got bored.” She widened her smile, teeth showing. “Next time freshen up quicker, princess.”

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Book:Poisoned Apple

Source: Poisoned Apple

“Snark is what people on the inside call any attempt at protest from people on the outside. I hate it on principle, as do all Columbia professors, Catholic priests, and Mississippi Klansmen.”

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Book:Snark: A Polemic in Seven Fits

Source: Snark: A Polemic in Seven Fits

“It’s not an airport. You don’t have to announce your departure.”

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Book:The Paid Bridesmaid

Source: The Paid Bridesmaid

“Let me guess," the frog interrupted,"Like every other human explored I've even met, you want to know the meaning of life." "I didn't-" "The answer's forty-four. The machine was off by two" the frog snapped, "Believe me, it makes a world of difference...”

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Author:Nnedi Okorafor-Mbachu

“Is that any way for a lady to sit?" Aldrik teased. Vhalla: "I am a lady, and I am sitting this way; therefore, yes.”

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Book:Water's Wrath

Source: Water's Wrath

“I daresay you care more about sleep than entertainment,” Sebastian said. “Sleep is my entertainment.”

Humor Funny Sleep Snarky Remarks

Book:Dearest Josephine

Source: Dearest Josephine