“An Australian swimmer who failed to win a gold medal is blaming her loss on social media. In her defense, it is really hard to tweet when you're swimming.” HardFunnyWinningSocialLossMediaGoldBlameSocial MediaDefenseSwimmingOlympicsMedalAustralianTweetGold MedalsSwimmerLondon Olympics Author:Conan O'Brien
“I would never talk just to be social. Now, to sit down with a bunch of engineers and talk about the latest concrete forming systems, that's really interesting. Talking with animal behaviorists or with someone who likes to sail, that's interesting. Information is interesting to me. But talking for the sake of talking, I find that quite boring.” InspirationalFunnySocialAnimalInterestingTalkingInformationSakeBoringLikesBunchConcreteEngineersSailSailingReally Interesting Author:Temple Grandin
“If even dying is to be made a social function, then, grant me the favor of sneaking out on tiptoe without disturbing the party.” IfsMadeFunnyDeathSocialPartyDyingFunctionFavorsGrantsDisturbingPumpkinTiptoesSneaking UpSneaking AroundSneaking Out Author:Dag Hammarskjold
“[Oliver North is a] document-shredding, Constitution-trashing, Commander in Chief-bashing, Congress-thrashing, uniform-shaming, Ayatollah-loving, arms-dealing, criminal-protecting, résumé-enhancing, Noriega-coddling, Social Security-threatening, public school-denigrating, Swiss-banking-law-breaking, letter-faking, self-serving, election-losing, snake-oil salesman who can't tell the difference between the truth and a lie.” SelfSchoolFunnyLawLyingSocialDifferencesSecurityArmsLosingLettersConstitutionElectionCongressOilCriminalsChiefsServingUniformsDocumentsThreateningSnakesSocial SecurityBankingPublic SchoolCommandersSalesmanSwissCommander In ChiefSelf ServingShreddingLaw Breaking Author:Chuck Robb