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“Could we wear spandex and blow things up?”

Humor Fairies Spandex

Book:Eyes Like Stars

Source: Eyes Like Stars

“Interestingly enough, whenever I cite examples from superhero comic books in a lecture, my students never wonder when they will use this information in their "real life". Apparently they all have plans, post-graduation, that involve protecting the City from all threat while wearing spandex. As a law-abiding citizen, this notion fills me with a great sense of security, knowing as I do how many of my scientist colleagues could charitably be termed "mad".”

School Example Hero Scientist Physics Comic Question Lecture Spandex

Book:The Physics of Superheroes: Spectacular Second Edition

Source: The Physics of Superheroes: Spectacular Second Edition

“We all wrap ourselves in the mythology we want other people to see us in.”

Mythology Cowboy Cycling Cowboys Spandex Cowboy Mythology

Book:Pilgrim Wheels: Reflections of a Cyclist Crossing America

Source: Pilgrim Wheels: Reflections of a Cyclist Crossing America

“As a gymnast, you always wear spandex. Being a teenager wearing spandex? It was tough accepting how my body looked, especially if there was any weight gain.”

Ifs Body Accepting Tough Gains Weight Teenager Gymnast Being A Teenager Spandex

Author:Alicia Sacramone

“We went from an era when rock 'n' roll meant wearing a bustier as a woman and these spandex things and guys trying to portray someone that wasn't realistic. We are trying to make it seem real... relate to our lives.”

Trying Real Seems Guy Our Lives Rocks Eras Relate Realistic Rock N Roll Spandex

Author:Eddie Vedder

“Contrary to popular cable TV-induced opinion, aerobics have nothing to do with squeezing our body into hideous shiny Spandex, grinning like a deranged orangutan, and doing cretinous steps to debauched disco music.”

Body Steps Opinion Tvs Contrary Fitness Cables Hideous Disco Grinning Deranged Squeezing Aerobics Cable Tv Orangutans Spandex Disco Music

Author:Cynthia Heimel

“Rock music is the province of the young, and it should be made by young people. I'm not running around in a pair of spandex tights trying to reclaim my youth.”

People Should Trying Made Running Young Rocks Youth Music Is Pairs Provinces Rock Music Tights Spandex

Author:Nick Cave

“Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants.”

Security Pairs Pants Alleys Inauguration Spandex

Author:Jay Leno

“You can never go wrong betting on Americans' bad eating habits. So I've made a ton investing in all fast food chains, while at the same time investing in Dockers, spandex, Spanx, and sweatpants. Basically, anything with an elastic waistband is a goldmine.”

Made Habit Eating Investing Chains Fast Food Betting Food Chain Eating Habits Sweatpants Spanx Spandex

Author:Carol Leifer

“I was 15 years old when I was in this band; we were called Stag. We used to wear spandex pants and no underwear - we looked like marbles smugglers.”

Years Used Band Pants Marble Underwear Stags Smugglers Spandex

Author:Craig Ferguson

“We all enjoy being comfy, but my comfy - you know, I love a nice, cozy cashmere sweater and spandex, sure.”

Knows Enjoy Nice Sweaters Cozy Cashmere Spandex

Author:Olivia Palermo

“I can rap in a London accent, make weird faces, wear spandex, wigs, and black lipstick. I can be more creative than the average male rapper.”

I Can Faces Black Creative Males Average Rap London Rapper Accents Lipstick Wigs Spandex

Author:Nicki Minaj

“It was R.E.M. who showed other Eighties bands how to get away with ignoring the rules - they lived in some weird town nobody never heard of, they didn't play power chords, they probably couldn't even spell 'spandex.' All they had was songs.”

Play Song Heard Band Towns Get Away Spells Chords Eighty Spandex

Author:Rob Sheffield

“There are a lot of similarities between dancing and wrestling. The costumes are the same, the spandex and all that, but you have to be light on your feet to do both, and you have to remember choreography.”

Light Remember Feet Dancing Wrestling Costumes Similarity Choreography Spandex

Author:Chris Jericho

“I've been getting a lot of science fiction scripts which contained variations on my 'Star Trek' character and I've been turning them down. I strongly feel that the next role I do, I should not be wearing spandex.”

Feels Should Character Science Next Stars Fiction Roles Science Fiction Scripts Variation Spandex

Author:Marina Sirtis

“That makes me think of spandex-covered football players. It's not me. I'm in rhinestones and velvet, not spandex.”

Thinking Player Football Covered Velvet Football Player Spandex

Author:Johnny Weir

“I think one of the most humiliating moments of my life was putting on spandex, personally. It's always nice when four women pull you into spandex when you're in jockey shorts. Yeah.”

Thinking Moments Four Nice Yeah Humiliating Shorts Jockeys Spandex

Author:Michael Chiklis

“I take them 8 to 80, dumb, crippled, and crazy. Crisp and clean with no caffeine, and a pair of spandex or either tight jeans.”

Quality Crazy Clean Dumb Pairs Jeans Caffeine Crippled Crisps Spandex Tight Jeans

Author:Big Daddy Kane