“A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind of stupid logic is that? It'd be like if you saw Michael Jordan at a restaurant and were like, "Why aren't you in your basketball uniform?" I leave out way more than I put in.” PeopleIfsThinkingWayKindStoriesHoursSawsStupidBasketballLogicDrunkRestaurantsUniformsJordan Author:Tucker Max
“Yeah. When I was in high school I used to do stupid video edits. I would hook-up two VCRs or three VCRs and do film edits for the basketball team and stuff like that because I was always just into doing that.” TwoSchoolFilmUsedThreeStuffTeamStupidBasketballHigh SchoolYeahVideoHookEditsBasketball TeamHook UpVcr Author:Jesse Lacey
“Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.” KidsFunnyGamesHalfStupidBasketballHittingPitchingOther HalfSportsmanshipStupid FunnyStupidest Celebrity Author:Mickey Rivers